sorry I haven't been posting lately, the world is kind of weird and fucked up; here's a classic harbor freight 6 in 1 screwdriver perched on my rock hard cock.
2025-02-21 02:33:43 +0000 UTC View Postholy shit, is anyone else following the tiktok ban drama? It's INCREDIBLE. A huge number of people on tiktok just decided en masse to just install and register on Red Note, which is literally, officially, Chinese TikTok, like yesterday. Congress is already like OH NO MAYBE WE POSTPONE BANNING TIKTOK but it's too late, there's now millions of tiktokers who are already like FUCK YOU TOO LATE IMMA LEARN MANDARIN TOO
so go register there and show me a screenshot, and I'll just send you a video of me thanking you personally for it, naked.
show me you did something more than vote and I'll send you SO MUCH DICK
test me I dare you
don't die out there in the heat, comrades. here's the only helicopter I want in my neighborhood this fine ass Saturday.
2024-09-07 20:08:15 +0000 UTC View Post
damn, these some comfy undies.
2024-08-18 20:36:22 +0000 UTC View Postlmao, in a rush to go to my day job this week I almost accidentally wore my I LET FEMMES TOP ME t-shirt instead of my plain one
lordy that would have been weird
thank god for mirrors
Does anyone even notice Stories on here? I occasionally post casual clips of me smacking my cock against random objects on stories, but I feel like no one's noticing; opinions? First opinion gets a free dickpic ;)
2024-08-09 20:45:51 +0000 UTC View PostHaving a dick is hilarious, and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
2024-08-07 23:25:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Nice bathroom lighting, comrade.
2024-08-06 06:13:59 +0000 UTC View PostWoke up in a hotel, not mad about it. Happy San Diego pride y'all
2024-07-21 16:46:42 +0000 UTC View PostShould I shave my package for summer?
2024-06-11 05:11:28 +0000 UTC View Post
To each according to their need, from everyone according to their ability.
2024-06-03 18:11:31 +0000 UTC View PostHappy pride! More to come but here's some dick for day 1!
2024-06-01 21:05:05 +0000 UTC View PostThanks for the undies, Road Rash, but also lmao I think it needs more fabric
2024-05-26 15:15:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Monday, there's some dystopian stuff going on, here's a dick bulge in case that's your thing 😉
2024-05-06 20:54:38 +0000 UTC View PostNothing like a sunny Sunday afternoon bike ride in my stretchiest jeans with some good music to push the late stage capitalism blues to the back burner for a hot minute. Praise gay Jesus.
2024-04-07 23:18:27 +0000 UTC View PostHoly shit gang, I managed a great totally touch-free orgasm. Comment if you're interested.
2024-03-31 00:01:21 +0000 UTC View Post
