Fun game: comment on this post and I'll send you a personal photo of my personal johnson, with a reasonably short message written on it in sharpie, just for kicks. I'll probably comment it here too, unless you ask me not to.
Happy America Day, or Happy Tuesday, or happy whatever gives you joy today, y'all. The fireworks in this neighborhood are epic as fuck and a lot of America kind of hates queerness so that's complicated, but the fireworks are already there so enjoy the sheer dumb chemistry and physics of it if you can, and if you can't I love you too, and I hope you get to be good to yourself today.
2023-07-05 08:26:05 +0000 UTC
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Please ignore the lint on my pants and enjoy this gif. Happy Friday, unless you're Ted Cruz. 😘
2023-06-30 17:51:11 +0000 UTC
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Bruised my ass on a bike ride, but I'm not mad about it, honestly.
#tushytuesday
2023-06-27 22:18:34 +0000 UTC
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Which one y'all looking at?
2023-06-08 16:59:01 +0000 UTC
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Happy Wet Wednesday ;)
2023-06-07 16:57:02 +0000 UTC
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Seemed appropriate.
2023-06-07 04:29:51 +0000 UTC
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Happy Pride, y'all! I'm between day jobs so I've got some time; what are y'all hoping Queer Santa will bring you this month?
So far I've gotten two different threesomes in two days, after an orgy that was technically last month, so I feel like I'm up to a good start.
Comment or DM if you like to brag or post details! More, nuder posts to come.
2023-06-04 22:46:55 +0000 UTC
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The first company to successfully make "TikTok but for porn" just might make a trillion dollars.
2023-05-21 23:13:15 +0000 UTC
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We got a new dip/chinup station at home, so prepare yourself for loads of sexy workout videos.
2023-05-18 20:11:55 +0000 UTC
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Freshly shaved up top, weekend accomplished! Fuck yes.
2023-04-24 07:30:49 +0000 UTC
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What a beautiful damn day out here.
2023-04-05 18:54:57 +0000 UTC
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Floor isn't too cold, thankfully.
2023-03-26 19:02:40 +0000 UTC
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Post-shower Titty Tuesday, with a bonus down below.
2023-03-22 02:00:19 +0000 UTC
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Like Jesus said.
edit: Balls, OF removed the audio; now it's just me flexing my ass, lmao
2023-03-20 16:20:29 +0000 UTC
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A classic helicopter.
2023-03-03 05:38:47 +0000 UTC
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Covered, barely.
2023-02-21 00:33:32 +0000 UTC
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filtered to enhance contrast 🥳
2023-02-18 19:31:22 +0000 UTC
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Oh by the way, if you want to DM me, DM me, ain't no big deal. I can't guarantee a reply on any particular timeline, but I'll try to reply to everyone.
2023-02-16 06:42:38 +0000 UTC
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PEEKABOO
2023-02-14 03:48:07 +0000 UTC
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It's sweater time, friends.
2023-02-01 23:30:35 +0000 UTC
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Domo says hello and so does Mary Jane.
2023-01-21 09:25:26 +0000 UTC
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I managed a hands-free orgasm yesterday; finally all those kegels are paying off. Is that something that anyone's interested in seeing? I havent decided if it needs a filter and a soundtrack yet.
2023-01-03 22:07:56 +0000 UTC
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Have a slappy new year, folks. I know that's my plan 🤞😉🥳
Edit: lmao, OnlyFans thinks my ass reflected in a mirror is a second ass that needs to be tagged.
2023-01-02 21:16:55 +0000 UTC
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I should do a longer one of these.
Or a thicker one, I guess.
2022-12-23 19:36:13 +0000 UTC
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The morning sunlight works perfectly for other morning things.
2022-12-17 18:20:57 +0000 UTC
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One more lazy Sunday.
2022-12-11 20:43:49 +0000 UTC
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He's COMING TO GETCHA
2022-11-30 07:47:00 +0000 UTC
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My friend Kurt has a 3d printer; what should I make to liven up the dickpics?
First good suggestion gets a photo for just them ;)
2022-11-28 22:59:07 +0000 UTC
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Who's looking to get stuffed for Thanksgiving?
2022-11-23 17:23:42 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for voting, y'all 😘
2022-11-19 04:04:18 +0000 UTC
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