thehazelunicorn

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Anyone else do a little dance when you eat something delicio..

Anyone else do a little dance when you eat something delicious? Like a five guys’ burger? 😂

2021-05-27 20:13:14 +0000 UTC View Post

I wonder what the average person thinks about when they’re t..

I wonder what the average person thinks about when they’re taking a bath? 🤔 I’m trying to decide which sex toy to review next and whether I want to offer a crash course on how to do anal properly… or if I just want to give some anal pointers 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

2021-05-27 10:57:42 +0000 UTC View Post

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You all wouldn’t stand me up on a date, right? Looks like I’..

You all wouldn’t stand me up on a date, right? Looks like I’m staying in and cuddling with my cat some more 😜

2021-05-27 03:03:29 +0000 UTC View Post

She always gets the best seat in the house 😜

2021-05-27 00:21:10 +0000 UTC View Post

It’s a good thing masturbating is healthy… because I do it a..

It’s a good thing masturbating is healthy… because I do it all the time 😂

2021-05-26 22:48:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Here’s a random question 😂 Do you sleep naked? I, pers..

Here’s a random question 😂 ***Do you sleep naked?*** I, personally, cannot stand feeling like I’m getting twisted in my clothing. The max I’ll wear to bed is an oversized t-shirt. Maybe some cotton panties with that… but that’s rare.

2021-05-26 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

It's so beautiful outside! I'm sorry for the delayed t..

***It's so beautiful outside!*** I'm sorry for the delayed time between my posts over the past day or two. It seems that as OF was updating some new site features, there was a slow down in my ability to upload content. But you know that just means I have more content that's about to be sent your way! 😄

2021-05-26 19:58:51 +0000 UTC View Post

I don’t want to get out of bed yet…

2021-05-26 12:16:16 +0000 UTC View Post

My back is shaped like an 'S' any way you look at it, and I'..

My back is shaped like an 'S' any way you look at it, and I've suffered severe pain for many years as a result. One reason for the pain is these tig ole bitties 😜, but the primary source of my spinal issues goes back to when I was y0ung. Growing up, my mom was very concerned that my sisters and I would be passed up for opportunities if we could not present ourselves appropriately in primarily male-dominated situations. She was worried that we'd either be passed up for our male counterpart or that the men judging us would do so not by our intelligence or expertise but by our physical attributes. So for most of my elementary through high school years, she enrolled us in dance, pageants, etiquette school, or modeling classes to learn grace, and to know when and how to speak, dress, walk, stand, etc. One of the primary things they taught me in modeling was that the only important posture was the one that looked best down a runway or in front of a camera. I would go to ballet class, and they'd say that my posture should be perfect. But both were adamant that beauty, BMI, and the ability to distort my body determined my value. Even when I cried as they twisted and contorted my pelvis, torso, upper back, and limbs beyond their limits to fit the specific trend, they told me to suck it up. They said beauty is painful, and I needed beauty to succeed in life. While I understand that my mom had the best intentions, and I am grateful for the opportunities she worked so hard to provide, I can't help but wonder if I would have embraced my body sooner without them. Would the path to self-acceptance and self-love have been easier? Or just as problematic? One thing I know for sure is that I'll always live with the physical pain as a reminder of the societal pressures women face every day. It reminds me of a corset... It may look different today, but the physical and emotional toll that our bodies endure due to societal standards is exhausting. **So listen to me when I say this:** ***you are beautiful, inside and out. Society does not determine your value; you do. What you do with your mind and spirit is far more important than the outfit you wear or the number on the scale. Know this, believe this, breathe this, and teach your daughters and your sons that how we treat ourselves is just as important as how we treat others. We determine our own beauty.***

2021-05-25 21:52:24 +0000 UTC View Post

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I was really feeling this lighting today

2021-05-25 16:33:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Had a request for a shaving video. Sorry about the music bre..

Had a request for a shaving video. Sorry about the music breaks - I had to pause the video each time I needed to rinse my razor 😂 Anywho… hope you enjoy seeing me attempt ***shaving while dancing!*** 😜 **(P.S. I do try my best to provide as much content as possible here on my free page, but without $$ it’s difficult to do that, so any tip you give is much appreciated and will help keep my page going!)** ❤️

2021-05-25 15:10:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Am I bi? No. Do I love the titties? Yes. **Women are fucki..

Am I bi? No. Do I love the titties? Yes. **Women are fucking** ***beautiful.***

2021-05-25 13:04:18 +0000 UTC View Post

I have discovered that eating ice cream cones in the bathtub..

I have discovered that eating ice cream cones in the bathtub is a bad idea. Crumbs. Everywhere. 😅 Will I do it again? 😏 Yes.

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GETTIN CHARGED UP

***GETTIN*** CHARGED UP

2021-05-25 00:52:00 +0000 UTC View Post

My cotton 🦩 panties are one of my favorite pair … to me..

**My cotton 🦩 panties are one of my favorite pair** … to me, there’s something incredibly ***sexy*** about a woman wearing basic cotton. It’s not about showing off for anyone. She’s dressed in something comfortable and healthy for her body. It’s beautiful.

2021-05-25 00:06:18 +0000 UTC View Post

✨ Imagine me on top. ✨ It's one of my favorite positio..

✨ ***Imagine me on top.*** ✨ It's one of my favorite positions because it's such a great angle for hitting a woman's g-spot. I, personally, love the touch of your hands around my waist in this position. I feel powerful, and in charge of pleasing you when I straddle your body, yet, the touch of your hands on my waist reminds me that I am fragile and makes me feel as though you're worshiping me as you look up.

2021-05-24 23:09:39 +0000 UTC View Post