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I’ve officially started offering ***free personalized 5 min ..
I’ve officially started offering ***free personalized 5 min videos*** each month to all of my VIPs that have their Rebill/Renew turned on! Seriously… sign up for @thehazelunicornvip! It’s $5 for a full month and now that includes a personalized video?! Hell ya! So worth it!
2021-05-23 23:39:41 +0000 UTC View Post***Naked Chef: Pub Style Shepherd's Pie*** has officially be..
***Naked Chef: Pub Style Shepherd's Pie*** has officially been dropped! Here's a little teaser for you. You can watch the entire episode on my VIP page for FREE! If you prefer PPV, feel free to unlock that sucker right here, right now! Hope you all enjoy.😊 (P.S. That is the face of true enjoyment after I took my first bite 😂)
2021-05-23 22:23:20 +0000 UTC View PostCan you believe the weekend is almost over?! Last night I ha..
Can you believe the weekend is almost over?! Last night I had so much fun making another naked cooking episode - **I think I'm going to start calling them the naked chef episodes...** ***what do you think?*** 😂 Eventually, I'll get better at plating and photographing my meals - I know this doesn't look appetizing, but it was delicious! Today, I'll be dropping the latest episode of me breaking it down while I do a terrible job following instructions for this Pub-Style Shepherd's Pie!
2021-05-23 18:06:43 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to be doing another game of **truth or dare** this..
I'm going to be doing another game of **truth or dare** this week! ***What day would you prefer to play?!***
2021-05-23 13:09:17 +0000 UTC View PostIf you don’t hear from me for a minute, it’s because I’m coo..
If you don’t hear from me for a minute, it’s because I’m cooking naked and recording it for you!!😜💋
2021-05-23 02:30:22 +0000 UTC View PostAbout to start recording another naked cooking video 😜. In t..
About to start recording another naked cooking video 😜. In the meantime… while I’ve been working 💋 unlock to see more.
2021-05-23 01:01:39 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone else feelin' that single life? 😅
Anyone else feelin' that single life? 😅
2021-05-23 00:50:32 +0000 UTC View PostAlrighty, peeps. They let me post it without the educational..
Alrighty, peeps. They let me post it without the educational aspect 🙄 Anywho... had to redo it. If you have a second and can watch, like, and share, I'd greatly appreciate it! ***https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeW6DeJk/***
2021-05-22 23:22:27 +0000 UTC View PostWelp. TikTok has officially put my account under restriction..
Welp. TikTok has officially put my account under restrictions and requires that every post I make undergo a series of reviews before anyone can see it... because I tried to educate women about the health benefits of masturbation with a fun video (the educational bit was in the description).
2021-05-22 22:52:32 +0000 UTC View PostI'm having way too much fun with these filters today 😬😂 So l..
I'm having way too much fun with these filters today 😬😂 So like.... if I just wear my workout clothes... that still counts as working out right??
2021-05-22 21:05:29 +0000 UTC View PostEvery time I get a notification that one of you has purchase..
Every time I get a notification that one of you has purchased a video, I get a little turned on... because I know that at that moment, someone, somewhere, is about to orgasm to me. How could I not be turned on by that?!
2021-05-22 15:25:40 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve just really fallen in love with having that ‘me time’ i..
I’ve just really fallen in love with having that ‘me time’ in the morning while sitting in a nice hot bath. 🛁 It honestly gives me time to relax, think, and enjoy this body that is so fragile… yet so strong. ❤️ ***Unlock here or, for the same price, you can join @thehazelunicornvip to see this and so much more!***
2021-05-22 14:59:08 +0000 UTC View Post**Good morning!!** Every day is filled with life lessons, ri..
**Good morning!!** Every day is filled with life lessons, right? Well, today I have learned that I cannot eat crunchy granola bars in the bath 😩😅
2021-05-22 13:43:34 +0000 UTC View PostGot a late night craving for ramen. Anyone else have a probl..
Got a late night craving for ramen. Anyone else have a problem with your boobs turning into a shelf for food? 😩
2021-05-22 05:04:43 +0000 UTC View Post(#6) I love using bullet vibrators on my partner. I think it..
(#6) I love using bullet vibrators on my partner. I think it's an underutilized toy that can bring a lot of pleasure into your sex life! Make sure you communicate the level of intensity you want with your partner so they understand precisely where and how hard you enjoy the vibrations.
2021-05-22 02:39:12 +0000 UTC View Post(#5) I love using bullet vibrators for anal play! This is su..
(#5) I love using bullet vibrators for anal play! This is such a fantastic way to get your body excited for sex. You don't have to insert anything to enjoy anal play!
2021-05-22 01:08:50 +0000 UTC View PostI used to care so much about posting photos that showed my a..
I used to care so much about posting photos that showed my acne or my cellulite. I missed out on documenting so many beautiful moments in life because I was terrified of sharing something that wasn't perfect in every way. While I wish I could have felt body-positive much sooner, I am so happy that I've arrived at that positive mindset today. I'm having fun making some more content tonight, and I was digging this orange! I can't wait to share it with you all soon!
2021-05-22 00:03:49 +0000 UTC View Post(#4) ***This is an excellent tip for any vibrator!*** Whenev..
(#4) ***This is an excellent tip for any vibrator!*** Whenever you use a vibrator in a more sensitive area, try placing your hand over the region you want to stimulate and then place the toy over the back of your hand. This technique will allow the vibrations to travel through your hand and will more gently stimulate the desired area.
2021-05-21 20:11:03 +0000 UTC View Post(#3) Vibration can be extremely arousing for men as well. Re..
(#3) Vibration can be extremely arousing for men as well. Remember to apply lube or saliva regularly whenever you’re using a toy on the penis. Combining oral and toy play is a great way to have fun with a bullet vibrator! I personally love to press and flick my tongue just behind the balls so that I’m applying pressure to the prostate, while also gently touching the top of the vibrator to the head of his cock 🥵
2021-05-20 23:05:17 +0000 UTC View Post(#2) Nipple stimulation is an excellent way to arouse yourse..
(#2) Nipple stimulation is an excellent way to arouse yourself/your partner... especially in combination with other toys, caressing, and penetration.💦 ***Your genitals actually require preparation before sex - even before any touching.*** **It's recommended that you participate in self/partner caressing for at least 20+ minutes** ***before you ever touch your/your partner's genitals***! Yes, you read that correctly! This properly prepared your genitals to engage in sexual activity... it allows time for an erection and for the vagina to lubricate itself before sex. Try this... it will truly transform your sex life!! ***Use toys, like this bullet vibrator, to stimulate the nipples while you kiss... touch... and play with your/your partner's body before venturing between the thighs.*** 🤤
2021-05-20 21:19:43 +0000 UTC View Post(#1) Tip that many people forget is to **use lube** whenever..
(#1) Tip that many people forget is to **use lube** whenever you are using toys! Even if you are not inserting a toy into your body, the skin still needs that lubricant to avoid irritation.
2021-05-20 20:11:25 +0000 UTC View PostNew toy review is up at ***www.instagram.com/thehazelunicorn..
New toy review is up at ***www.instagram.com/thehazelunicorn***!
2021-05-20 19:09:57 +0000 UTC View PostAs I’m sitting here, taking way too long for my bath, I’m cu..
As I’m sitting here, taking way too long for my bath, I’m curious what you think I do for work? 🤔😏 ***P.S. My bathroom fan sounds like a lawn mower 😂***
2021-05-20 11:09:15 +0000 UTC View PostI was clearly sitting in my towel too long 😂 I have all thes..
I was clearly sitting in my towel too long 😂 I have all these wrinkle marks on me 😂.
2021-05-20 10:39:21 +0000 UTC View PostI just love a warm, fluffy towel in the morning ❤️ And yes, ..
I just love a warm, fluffy towel in the morning ❤️ And yes, a gawt damn GoGurt 😜😂 ***Yes… that is yogurt in my hair already 😩***
2021-05-20 10:11:27 +0000 UTC View PostI love that my cat, Kona, snuggles with me every night… she’..
I love that my cat, Kona, snuggles with me every night… she’s so cute! She rests her head on the pillow and everything 😩❤️
2021-05-20 09:50:14 +0000 UTC View PostHello ❤️ I’ve missed you all! Getting caught up on messages ..
Hello ❤️ I’ve missed you all! Getting caught up on messages and everything has been a bit crazy, but I’ve been making some **new content** today that I think you’ll really like; especially, if you subscribe to @thehazelunicornvip 😏. Seriously. It’s ***75% off*** 👀. That’s an entire month for only ***$5***! I hope you think my page is worth that at least 😅 **Please take a moment to ***vote for me*** at the links I’ve posted on the wall here.** And as always, thank you, thank you, thank you, for your support, and for helping me spread this important message of body positivity! ***P.S. Creators! I haven’t forgotten about you! You’ll hear from me today/tomorrow, promise!*** 💋
2021-05-19 21:58:50 +0000 UTC View Post
