Apparently I cannot be trusted to reapply sunscreen… 😂
Last night I swam in a bioluminescent bay by La Parguera and it was magical! Every time I moved my arms and legs, the water would light up! And even when I wasn’t moving, the water would just sparkle… This is what I picture it would look like to “swim” through space :) Oh, and just so you know, the bioluminescence was whiteish, not blue like you see in the pictures.
Today, I slept in, had some avocado toast topped with delicious cherry tomatoes, slipped into my bikini and headed to Parque Laguna del Condado to snorkel. I swam along the shore and a manatee snuck up on me! Apparently I was right above the sea grass it wanted to eat and was waiting patiently for me to move. I swam back a few feet and then a BABY MANATEE showed up! Hands down, one of the coolest experiences of my life. They’re such chunky and sweet creatures ❤️ They come up for air every few minutes and then it’s straight back to snacking on the sea grass. I eventually swam off and found a variety of colorful fish and got to see four sea turtles! They are massive! Not like the little box turtles back in New Mexico. And they’re so fast… one swam around me and then I just disappeared! I can’t believe you can just wade into the water at this little beach and see such beautiful creatures. I spent a lot of time snorkeling with my ass out of the water which is probably how it got so badly burned… P.S. Remember; if you see manatees, it’s okay to observe them, but don’t touch them! :)
After drying off on the beach, I drove to Old San Juan and found Parque de Los Gatos (“Cat Park”). There SO MANY cats!!! It took forever to pet them all but I did it. Once they discovered I had cat treats, I became the most popular person in the area 😂 OH! I donated a good chunk to the cat rescue there. The vet spays/neuters them, treats them for illnesses, and makes sure they’re fed everyday. Since you guys pay for my page, you are now complicit in the donation to help the cats :D Thank you ❤️❤️
It’s all thanks to viewers like you. Thank you. (<— for those of you that were raised on PBS and remember that phrase 😂)
Before heading back to the hotel, I stopped at a restaurant called “Hotties Bar and Restaurant” and they made delicious food! I ordered grilled chicken with a mushroom sauce on top and risotto on the side. It was a legendary meal 👅💦💦
I am now going to go aloe Vera my butt cheeks and hope that it doesn’t burn seeing as I fly back home tomorrow afternoon and will be sitting on my little butt for hours 😅
Today I visited El Yunque National Forest! I saw La Coca falls, Yokahu Tower, Baño Grande, and hiked to Mt. Britton Tower! The rain forest is absolutely incredible. I saw all kinds of birds, lizards, insects, frogs, and different kinds of plants. The leaves on some of these plants were ENORMOUS! It was so freaking cool! The humidity was intense and we got a little sprinkle here and there. My hair curled like crazy!
On the way out, I stopped at the El Yunque rainforest Cafe and had a delicious cheese and chicken quesadilla. It may have been the most delicious thing I have ever eaten… or maybe I was just that hungry.
I then zip lined for the first time ever! There were 9 different ziplines and two rappels. On the last two ziplines, they showed me how to hang upside down and that was my favorite part of the day! It was also terrifying haha.
Lastly, I went to the Cascada Rio Espíritu Santo and found an enormous waterfall! The sound was thunderous and the water was super cold!
Overall, I’m absolutely exhausted. I’m hoping to have a calmer day tomorrow and I will be attempting to tan on the beach. We’ll see if I get a shade darker or if I turn into Larry the Lobster. Wish me luck! :)
I made it to Puerto Rico safe and sound! Wow it is humid here 💦💦💦
I am so tired from traveling 💤 I need a nap before I go to bed tonight haha I can barely keep my eyes open and my hair is still wet from the shower 😂 Have a beautiful night :) ❤️❤️
I don’t know why I have never done this before but I touched super cold balls for the first time today… why are they so TAUT?!? This is what I imagine a cold dinosaur would feel like 😂
Guess who’s feeling better! As promised, here’s my sexy, new bra and binder ;) I know, I know… it’s too sexy for you to handle 🖐️
For those of you wondering about the dirty socks… I saw a cool feather in the backyard and I tried to get it but didn’t have time to put my shoes on and so my socks got dirty. Then it got windy as I made my approach and it blew away. There’s also a hole in my sock. Don’t know how that happened. I bet you’re wondering why I’ve told you all this. It’s okay… I’m wondering the same thing 😂
Wow, I did not expect Explant surgery to be so rough. Hi 🖐️ by the way, I’m alive and well! The surgery went perfectly and I’ll be healed up soon :) I have to maintain “T-Rex” arms for a few weeks so that I heal properly. It’s been quite annoying as I have to use a fork to scratch my head. I’ve always thought I’d make a good Ariel, just never imagined it would be in this way 😂 I have been on pain medications which is why I haven’t posted since surgery and I have been watching Lost in Space. Because of the medication, I am very confused as to what’s going on in the show and will have to rewatch it when I’m not so loopy…
On an exciting note, I got to take my first complete shower today since my surgery! I haven’t been able to wash my upper half, but today I’m squeaky clean!
It might be another week before I get back to posting regularly again but, honestly, I’m feeling SO MUCH BETTER. My mind is clear, the world is beautiful, and I am so ready to get back into the full swing of things :D
Thank you guys for all the kind words and encouragement this last week :) Please ignore all my previous spelling, grammatical errors, and run on sentences in messages… I was on pain meds 😅 Hopefully after I do my hair today, I’ll take some pictures of my new, SUPER SEXY bra and binder for you to see ;)
For now tho, I will resume my reign of terror on the tourist of Jurassic park 🦖🦖🦖🦖
Made it to Michigan! I landed in Flint and then drove to my hotel. I’m exhausted. I woke up at 4:30 this morning to get to the airport in time and I feel like I’ve been going none stop since then. To pass the time, I downloaded a game called “Ori” on my switch and to make sure I had “fun”, I set the difficulty to easy.
WELL. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING… I. AM. STRUGGLING. There’s a part in the game where you have to race the rising water levels in the tree and, I swear, I have played the same 45 seconds 80 times in a row… My thumbs are sore… and I have seasoned thumbs! 😩 I’m an avid gamer!!! The shame of not being able to beat it is eating me.
I get my surgery on Nov 6th and thought I’d come to Michigan early. I’m hoping to see Detroit tomorrow! This is my first time in this state and this is the most north I have ever been! I also feel like a dumb dumb because I didn’t realize Canada WAS RIGHT THERE. I could’ve popped my Canadian cherry but I forgot my passport. Alas, I will have to venture into Canada another time. But at least I can go look at Canada, right? When I go home, I can tell everyone that I have officially “seen” Canada with my own eyes. Anyway, I’m off to bed. I’ll report on whether or not Canada is real soon enough! ❤️
Okay so for my birthday I got a Gengar and Master Chief plushie, new gel pens for my coloring books, some delicious chocolate bars, an axolotl and a gengar stone statues, some more opals (which I ADORE. Why must they be so beautiful?!), and last, but not least, this ass ;)
It’s my birthday today! I spent the whole day with family and I got me a Snuggie and new gel pens to color with!!! :D!!! I’ll post some pictures tomorrow for you to see :) ❤️❤️❤️
I got new panties! These ones are red with stretchy lace on the edges. They’re so comfy and breathable :D I cannot stand panties that are too tight on me, but with these, I barely feel them on me ❤️
My basil plants are still doing so well. I like to go out in the mornings and sort of motorboat them 😅 it’s the perfect, natural perfume ;)
