Get naked with me, I have a plan 😈
Get naked with me, I have a plan 😈
2022-03-26 11:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
kellycarmichael posts
getting ready for tonight!! I'm excited 🎉😜
getting ready for tonight!! I'm excited 🎉😜
2022-03-25 19:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post
# ***LIVE TONIGHT!! 10.30pm onwards*** 🥰🥰
# ***LIVE TONIGHT!! 10.30pm onwards*** 🥰🥰
2022-03-25 14:41:38 +0000 UTC View Post# ***IT'S FRIDAY!*** 🎉 ### have a creamy one 😜
# ***IT'S FRIDAY!*** 🎉 ### have a creamy one 😜
2022-03-25 09:01:08 +0000 UTC View Postthese hips were made to be gripped baby
these hips were made to be gripped baby
2022-03-24 20:01:37 +0000 UTC View Postwould you let me spit in your mouth? 👅💦
would you let me spit in your mouth? 👅💦
2022-03-24 13:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post# ***reimbursement opportunity*** 😝 as you can see I just go..
# ***reimbursement opportunity*** 😝 as you can see I just got my wee nails done 💅🏼 *aaaannnd* I wouldn't complain if you wanted to treat me 💁🏼♀️ if you contribute you'll get a goodie of me testing them out hahaha 🤪
2022-03-24 12:41:06 +0000 UTC View PostLet's chat and have some fun today x
Let's chat and have some fun today x
2022-03-24 10:01:31 +0000 UTC View PostLet's do some "we shouldn't be doing this" things
Let's do some "we shouldn't be doing this" things
2022-03-24 07:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post
# Can I tease the head of your cock like this?
# Can I tease the head of your cock like this?
2022-03-23 18:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post# ***live show this Friday!!*** 🤪 come join me this Friday n..
# ***live show this Friday!!*** 🤪 come join me this Friday night from about 10.30pm GMT for some fuuuuun! 🎉 would be amazing to chat to you & have a bit of a laugh together as well as hopefully getting naked & an orgasm 🤞🏼😅
2022-03-23 16:49:13 +0000 UTC View PostYou remind me of my pinky toe... Sooner or later, I’m gonna ..
You remind me of my pinky toe... Sooner or later, I’m gonna bang you on a table 😏
2022-03-23 13:02:21 +0000 UTC View Post
ass looking FINE 😏 my smile aint too shabby either
ass looking FINE 😏 my smile aint too shabby either
2022-03-22 23:02:09 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s my dooty to share my booty 😆
It’s my dooty to share my booty 😆
2022-03-22 21:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post# **what time is best for a live show!?** 😅 I really wanna d..
# **what time is best for a live show!?** 😅 I really wanna do live shows again but the last few I've done nobody has turned up for them 😭 so I'm trying to get the best kind of timezone and days etc. 💞
2022-03-22 15:27:33 +0000 UTC View PostCute booty shorts for the win 🥇
Cute booty shorts for the win 🥇
2022-03-22 15:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostHere's me, wishing I had something to suck on
Here's me, wishing I had something to suck on
2022-03-22 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostWould you let me help if I caught you jerking off?
Would you let me help if I caught you jerking off?
2022-03-22 09:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post
can I wank you silly baby? 🤪 I'm excited for you to see the ..
can I wank you silly baby? 🤪 I'm excited for you to see the full length 😈
2022-03-22 03:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post# **please read** okay so I'm really not one for doing this ..
# **please read** okay so I'm really not one for doing this especially since I like to keep my page a positive place for everyone and I know this does not apply to the majority of people! most of you are fucking AWESOME 💖 but this. this is **not** okay. I can absolutely appreciate that some of my prices may not be within some peoples budgets and that's okay. you are under no obligation to buy extra stuff from me whatsoever (yes it's amazing if you do lol!) but I will still chat away normally and be happy to have you on my page. just because you don't necessarily *agree* with my price point does not give you the right to speak to me like a piece of shit and imply that I don't work hard. I am almost NEVER off this page - I work 18 hour days. now this isn't a pity post - I'm a grafter, I always have been and I like it that way 😂 now I just want to actually explain this conversation - this particular person enquired about a video chat last night and I quoted them my price of $45 for 5 mins. they initially declined and said my pricing was "fucking outrageous". I ignored this and offer to send across a video instead as it would be cheaper. this person then said "how about you send me a free short 1 of what you can do". obviously I declined this but said there were lots of free videos on my main feed to which he replied stating that I had "lost a customer". I further explained that I only give out freebies to people who support me and respect me and this was the response I got. I can appreciate at first glance $45 might seem expensive to some people but let me break this down for you. OnlyFans takes 20% of every single thing I make on here so immediately I'm down to $36. Deduct another 20% for taxes and I'm down to $28.80 (yes I have to pay taxes and VAT even though I don't have a "real job"🤯). I live in the UK so conversion rate works out around £21. Still great for "5 mins of work" right? Hmm, I live in Scotland and as you can see the time of this interaction was at 2.30am so naturally I'm in bed. Ask yourself this - would you get out of bed at 2.30 in the morning and go into work for less than £21? Not to mention the fact I have to make myself look mildly presentable, find a good lighted area, get myself in the mood and in the right mind frame to strip off naked and fuck myself live on camera, acting out fantasies while a complete stranger watches (and potentially screen records without permission) 😂 naturally this fucking riled me up last night and most of the time I just laugh it off but unfortunately this has become a common theme. people making disrespectful remarks or trying to haggle just because they don't agree or can't afford my prices; or saying things like "oh just another one that's all about the money". Yes, funnily enough, I do only work for money like the majority of people 😅 I do love what I do but again like most people I ain't interested in working for free & I wouldn't be working if I didn't have to be (still holding out on winning the lottery though! 🤞🏼) anyways; I know this is a crazy long ass rant and like I said it won't even apply to the people who will take the time to read it but please, please remember I am a human being here 💖 but I hope you enjoy the rest of your day no matter what you're doing and thanks to all those who do make this the best fucking job ever - you're the dugs bollocks as they say in Scotland 😂😘
2022-03-21 17:26:07 +0000 UTC View Postbefore + after 😝 ***HAPPY MONDAY!!*** I just wanted to say ..
before + after 😝 ***HAPPY MONDAY!!*** I just wanted to say a massive **THANK YOU** to every single one of you on here - the support has been amazing from you's this month 💖
2022-03-21 11:35:07 +0000 UTC View PostThis was an action shot of me changing position but I actual..
This was an action shot of me changing position but I actually kinda like it 🤷🏼♀️
2022-03-20 14:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostPush my face into the pillow while you pound my ass 🥵
Push my face into the pillow while you pound my ass 🥵
2022-03-20 11:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
