A new week. Let's see if we can't get some new dick! It could happen. I got a guy on here who is writing me. He's cute, looks like he has a good dick, lives reasonably close. A good candidate for a fuck buddy. But talk is cheap. Bringing the action to my box is what I'm looking for. Anyway, we shall see how this one pans out 😉
So, this video I just made this morning is because I found the outfit I wore in my video with Deauxma, and it reminded me of her. We are pretty good friends, to say the least, but we live too far apart. She loves TX, and I love FL. It is a long-distance relationship. You know how those go. But when we do get together, we are peas in a pod. Peas in a pod that like to lick each other, that is. Nothing wrong with that. Anyway, moving on. The outfit I wore is pretty cool, I think. I like it. The video, well, it's a very odd video. Not sure what we were thinking when we made it. Not very much action as far as a porn goes. We had all kinds of sets, equipment, blah blah blah, and what we came up with was strange. Fun, but strange. I will post it here in a bit, so watch for that. In the meantime, here is a little video I made thinking about her!
I do like getting a new dick. I mean, I like repeat dick, but nothing beats the excitement of holding a new penis in my hands. New dick has a way of mesmerizing me somehow. I get totally focused on it to the point nothing else exists, and before I even know what happened, it's pulling out of me dripping sperm. Don't get me wrong. I love that it happens like that. There is nothing like being totally into whatever it is you love. I just happen to love sex. Lately, the newer the cock is, the more into it I am. As in Connors dick. I can't get past the fact that before his penis even existed, I was 36 yrs old. I was in my mid 30's, getting bred by guys in their 20's, and his dick wasn't even born yet. Very exciting times for me, very exciting. I do like the fresh, newness of it. Especially his balls. They are so tight and firm. They don't even move that much. Plus, he must have some kind of internal sperm storage tank because his nuts can produce some serious amounts of jizz. Even his sperm tastes fresh and alive. Probably because it is, but you get my point. It makes my mouth water thinking about it. But, as fun as Connor is at this point, I'm ready for some brand new dick. So beware, my cock owning friends, I am on the hunt, and I am very serious about hunting.
It's a little late tonight, but I feel like I should jot this stuff down, or I will forget the finer details of tonight's date with my sexy little 18 yr old boy toy stud Connor. I finally got him to pump his sperm into me. And pump sperm he did. I'm still dripping it out of my guts. How much? Who knows? I can't very well see it when his dick is buried in my box. I could feel it thought. I squirted it. That was awesome. He was breeding me missionary, and when he started pumping, it got to be so much it squirted out of me and hit him in the belly. Awesome! Did I cum? No, I didn't. I only had him inside me for a minute or so, and he is still in the awkward fuck stage. He won't admit it, but I'm positive I am the first woman he has ever inserted his dick into. I fucking love it! It's been a very long time since I had a first-timer. When I was 18, I was always banging first-timers. To the point, I got tired of it. Now, I'm just thrilled I was the one he emptied his superhero testicles into for the first time! I have masturbated twice to the thought of it. Now I'm telling you all about it. I know, you want to hear about how he fucked me into a stupid babbling bimbo, and I wish he would have, but he didn't. I took him into my bedroom, got naked, spread my legs, and said, "Fuck me." He dropped his shorts and underwear, pulled his shirt off, and then fumbled his way over to me. He left his socks on. Never leave your socks on. Take the fucking socks off. They look ridiculous. I made him take his socks off. It didn't affect his boner in any way. It was so hard it was stuck against his belly when he was standing up. I scooched to the end of the bed and told him to put it inside of me. He didn't know what to do. I guided him through it. No lube was required for two reasons. His dick was leaking pre-cum like a faucet, and my pussy was a fricking swimming pool of girl goo the whole thing turned me on so much. He was able to stand, and when he got close enough, I grabbed his cock, barely slipped the head inside of me, and he took over. He looked like a jerky, uncoordinated dancer trying to fuck me. His hips didn't work right, and he had a shocked look on his face. Plus, he couldn't talk. It was without a doubt his first time. The second his cock head went inside of me, I could see the confusion in his face. He had no idea what my body was doing to his, and I fucking loved it! His dick slipped out of me, it's not huge, and the awkward movements didn't help, and the shock of that was a mental overload for him. He couldn't remember what he should be doing. I told him to get a little closer, put the head against my pussy, slip it up and down, and you'll slide right in, and he did. He went for about another 30 seconds and then stared at me in complete shock, mouth working like a fish out of water but nothing coming out, and then made a groan that went on and on. He let loose a flood of sperm in my belly. I already told you about the sperm squirt. After he pulled out, his cum drained out of me and left a still thick gooey pile of nut on my bed that looked like it could fill a coffee cup. Then he apologized. I asked him for what? He said, "for cumming inside of you." I said, "that's where you're supposed to cum, silly!" He then went on to say how he forgot to put a condom on, and he felt bad about it. I told him I wouldn't have fucked him if he had put a condom on. I assured him he wouldn't be a father, and we didn't pass on Ebola or some other whacky disease, and his mood did a 180 flip. His dick never went down, and he asked to do it again. I said no. Why? Because I had a bedspread with a ludicrous-sized pile of sperm soaking into it. I don't need that soaking into my mattress. So I told him we could do it again, maybe tomorrow but surely this upcoming week. So I sent him home across the street, and I went about cleaning up. The entire time, long ropes of cold jizz kept slipping out of me, hanging up on my thighs or making a thick plop on the floor. It got to the point where I just sat over the bathtub for 20 minutes to let gravity do its thing. I won't fib to you. That is where I fingered myself for the first time. Then shortly after, I was walking the dogs, and I could feel his nut making my insides slippery when I walked. By the time I got back in the house, I had no choice but to rub one out again. Which I did, and it was simply wonderful! Anyway, that was my Friday night. I hope you all had a great night as well. I'm going to bed and will try to leave my feet out of the wet spot.
I put another video up on bt34gg.com so check it out. It's free to all subscribers and only for subscribers so use it, it's fun. I will post the access code as it's changed again. It is larry4lunch-22 Save yourself some trouble, copy and paste it. Again, it is larry4lunch-22
This video is a good one. Excellent cum blast to conclude it. This video is an actual re-enactment from an affair that I actually had when I was married and cheating on my husband. I don't know why I got into making these videos. I just ended up using them for my own personal masturbation material. In this video and all the other re-enactments, I fucked the guy exactly how I fucked Larry when I was doing it for real. I really liked making these. To the point, I was getting annoying about making sure everything went exactly as it did in real life. So enjoy and let me know what you think.
Here we go. My box is punched out. I can still feel the fucking I got yesterday. And yet Connor is still looking good across the street. He doesn't seem to be upset about his sudden explosive testicle evacuation that occurred the other day. That's good. Some guys get all bent out of shape about that. If I were a guy, I would be blowing immediately myself. Why not? It will get hard again. Connor was basically hard again by the time he left, but we didn't have the time.
I have another video going up today and I also have a new BT34GG video going up as well, so look for those. I have been doing a lot of pics lately. I have been having fun doing them. I got this cool little Sony Camera someone gave me a long time ago and all it does is snap pics. It's probably 10 yrs old but the little bastard works fine. I love my phone but it filters the pics no matter what setting I put it on. It smooths the skin out and alters the shape of my face. The Sony was made before any of that crap so I don't have to worry about it.
Then there is my Mechanic. I really, really, want him to pump a baby in my guts. I am craving that so bad. Fuck me. I hate hormones. They drive me nuts. I constantly want to see guys naked. Is it an obsession? Probably. Do I worry about it? No, not really. I could be an alcoholic/drug addict, and being addicted to cock has to be way healthier than that. I'm just saying. What triggers me? I looked at the stretch jeans I wore yesterday, and there was a colossal sperm stain where Bob's sperm leaked out on the way home. Boom, that turned me right on, and now I'm staring out the window looking for Connor. It's a good life.
It's Friday. I am somewhat filled with choices. I can get my Mechanic to take me out, Connor isn't working, and Lucas wants to get with me for a quickie today. I wouldn't mind giving my pussy a rest, though. I came a ton yesterday, and Bob spent a very long time inside me. He definitely took his time. I'm an echo chamber down there, and it still is very wide open. I looked. You can see the black hole when I open my legs. His dick is very thick and very long. It will do some delicious damage down there. I don't want to turn them all down. I'm afraid they might think I'm not interested. Welcome to Brooketown. These are my problems.
Man, politics is all anyone wants to yack to me about these days. I don't approve of political jokes, as I have seen way too many of them get elected. Look, it appears to me that if you are not part of the solution, then you are probably running for office. I'm just saying.
You know how I know I'm getting old? The chicks I used to only see in the T category on pornhub are now in the MILF category. What the actual fuck? It's not fair. You don't get to be 22 and be a MILF. You get to be a hot 22 yr old. I think 35 should be starting line for the title of MILF. Does anyone remember when MILF actually became a thing? I think it was the early/mid-2000s. I could be wrong. Terrible MILF joke. What do you call it when an attractive older woman has a seizure? The MILF shakes. Calm down, I know that was a bad one. You can smack me later.
Yes, I got laid yesterday. Courtesy of Bob and his dick. Bob beat my box up good and left it all ball goo snotty. That doesn't sound good. Let me rephrase it. He left it full of his cum. Thank goodness. My box was dying for a proper sperm greasing. Bob is testing his limits. He has no idea how obedient I will be for his dick. He had me suck his cock while he played video games. That went on for half an hour until I guess he got bored with it. I didn't. I could have kept going because it was sexy as fuck. Picture me on my knees, sucking a 24 yr olds dick because he told me to. Fuck, I'm horny just thinking about it. I like being owned by a cock. I really like being owned by a cock that belongs to a 24 yr old. Do you know what turns me the fuck on? I'll tell you. Bob has no money, he's working on a career, but it isn't there yet, really nothing to give me except cock. My boyfriend makes a shit ton of money, has everyone do whatever he wants, he will buy me anything if I tell him to, and I would dump him in a second if Bob told me to. His cock trumps everything my boyfriend has. His dick is vastly more important than my boyfriend is or anything he could give me. That is true love, my friends. Not with Bob. He's an asshole. But his dick, it's true love. You would have to hold it in your hand to understand. I'm just saying.
Anyway, let us get back to it. After Bob had enough of getting his dick sucked while gaming, he wanted to do the 69 position. The good old 69. It has lost its luster over the years, and you hardly ever see it porn, but it is still one of my faves. He sucked at it, though. He licked me a few times and then spent the rest of the time telling me how to stroke the head of his dick. Still, I got to play with his cock, and it feels so perfect in my hands I don't really like to let it go. He changed it up today. He had me lay on my stomach while he finger fucked my ass and kissed my neck. I came so fast it was stupid. And then I came again a second time. Between him taking charge and fingering my ass and the feel of him kissing my neck, I was pouring chick goo out of my pussy. He pulled his finger out, hopped on top, told me to squeeze my legs together, and slipped his amazing cock in my pussy. Again, he started kissing my neck, and again, I started cumming. Two more times. I came a total of four times in under 15 minutes. A world record for me. I trashed his bed, though. My pussy gooed the life out his bed. It just kept pouring out. I'm not talking about that nasty drink two gallons of water, so it's clear when they whiz like a rocket everywhere that you see so often in porn. I'm talking about that thick creamy goo that oozes out of me. You know you're doing things right when it's dripping off of your balls. I'm just saying. He didn't mind. He probably won't even wash his sheets, and I don't care. As long as he keeps fucking me with his dick, he can do whatever he wants. I'll wash them for him if he tells me to. I really will. Anyway, he kept fucking me and telling me he was edging himself. When he got ready to cum, he stayed absolutely still for a minute or so. Then he would do it again, and again, and again. It was awesome! He sounded a bit stupid when he came, but it must have been a good one because he really weirded out with this one. On top of that, he flooded my box good with his jizz. Not a Connor flooding, but then again, not many people can let loose a load of cum like Connor can. But still, a solid sperm greasing was performed by Bob. So much so that I borrowed a trash bag to put on the seat of my new Jeep so I didn't stain the upholstery. Anyway, after Bob got his nut, he pretty much booted me out, which is the one thing I really like about Bob. No point in hanging around making small talk. I went home, trash bag and all. Went straight to my bed, masturbated, thinking about Connor doing the same thing to me, and here we are now. That was my day yesterday. How was yours?
Real quick. I'm listening to a TV show talking about how traumatizing having a period is. Apparently, she has PTSD from being on the rag. She says she can't be at her best when she's at her worst. For fucks sake, what does she want? Will someone please invent a vibrating Tampon for this nutjob. That way, she actually can be at her best when she's at her worst. Wait... I was fucking around, but the more I think about it... that's a brilliant idea!
Uh oh, the dreaded clit pump is back, making clits bigger than dicks! Well not really but you get the idea ❤️😜 Let me know what you think. I do pump my clit at least once a week. I need to get back on a daily schedule!
Man, I'm looking forward to Bob fucking me cross-eyed stupid. I can almost feel his log moving my insides around to make room for it. Fuck that sounds so good right now. I don't like Bob, though. He is dry and rude to other people. He needs to work on that, or it won't help him in life. Overly entitled might be the word. His dick, though. I would let him breed me just because of his dick. I'd marry him just to have more access to his penis. I'm serious. I love that thing. Anyway, I'm getting myself all worked up here. Let us move on.
The world has gone mad. It really has as stupidity abounds unchecked. Scientists say the universe is comprised of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons. I'm just saying.
Do I own guns? Why do people keep asking me that? I can neither confirm nor deny. I like to keep folks guessing.
Guys, step up your game. I keep hearing from other chicks that they can't laid. What the actual fuck? I have this theory that too many guys are so busy playing video games 24/7 that they take a five-minute break, suck each other off, and then back to it. No need for chicks. I could be wrong. I'd like to see that, but it's beside the point. Anyway, she went on to tell me she has her eye on a guy but doesn't know if he is "sexually excited" when they are together. He's a man. If he's breathing, he's sexually excited there, Einstien. Fuck me with a cactus. Grab his dick, if it's hard, he wants to breed. Stick it in and empty it. It's that simple. Men have two emotions. They are either hungry or horny. If his dick isn't hard, then make him a sandwich. Fuck, I don't know. Leave me alone. Figure it out on your own. I got my own dick problems to deal with.
I got asked why I don't have a husband. I tried to ignore the question and deflect. It was in front of a few people, and I didn't particularly appreciate being cornered. They pushed it. I had a few seconds to think. I finally said, "Husbands are the same thing as a condom. They get used and thrown out. The only difference is condoms don't talk." And the subject quickly changed. Husbands. I've had them. What's the point? I'd rather hang around and go home than have them at home. I like the quiet. I like picking my nose without anyone watching. I'm just saying.
I like hanging around with the guys. More so than with the girls. The problem is, myself included, sometimes they want to be more than friends. I find myself sexually attracted occasionally. I suppose they do as well, but I find they get emotional as well. I had a guy friend who I really loved hanging around with. I still would love to hang around with him. But I can't. Well, actually, he can't. He said it was too much for him. Long story short. He admitted one night, all he could think about was fucking me, and it was driving him insane. I am not attracted to him in any way. But I am also not above doing a friend a favor. So I sucked him off in his car. I would have kept sucking him off, probably fucked him, if things remained the same. But they didn't. He changed. He became possessive. All he ever talked about was sex. He didn't want me to hang around with other people unless he was there. I enjoyed sucking his dick because it made me happy that I could make him happy. I didn't want anything in return. I didn't even want him to make me cum. I just enjoyed sucking the sperm out of him and putting a smile on his face. He wanted more than I was willing to give, though. So I told him I didn't mind emptying his balls for him now and then, but I had zero feelings for him. He wouldn't let it go, so I told him we just couldn't hang around anymore. He said a few things he later apologized for. But things never went back to the same. My point? I don't know. I guess sex and friends are a tricky balancing act. Never had it work out. Not that I wouldn't try again.
I tried to get fucked last night, but I got hosed down instead. It happens. That sexy little fucker Connor just couldn't wait to get his dick inside me before he blew his load fucking everywhere but inside of me. I'm not complaining. It was fun to see. His dick is like a loose fire hose flying around when it's emptying out the balls. It's a good thing I have laminate flooring. If it were carpet, it would have needed a steam cleaner. I don't know where it all "cums" from, pun intended. His balls are so small. Where does he keep all of that sperm? How does that not hurt to have that much in there? The shocked look on his face every time he cums tells me he doesn't know either. No matter. Good for him that he can do that. It works for me. I hope whoever he finds to be his one and only doesn't find that to be a nuisance. I can see a lot of chicks being turned off by that. To me, he's a gold mine find because of it. At least as far as fuck buddies go. We aren't even officially fuck buddies. Suck and hand job buddies but still have yet to fuck. I tried last night. I really did. So did he. He just got a little over-excited.
How did it happen? I saw him hanging around in his grandparent's front yard. I waved him over and brought up some small chat about his job at KFC. Wrong move on my part. He wouldn't shut up about how important he is at KFC. 18 yr olds are funny that way. I finally had enough of listening to him and looked around to see if my nosy neighbors were watching us. The coast was clear. So asked him if he wanted to come inside. The dummy asked me why. That made me stare at him speechless for a few seconds, but I finally just told him to get inside. The good thing about 18 yr olds is they are obedient little bastards. So inside we went. He smartened up a little inside and asked me if we were going to have fun. Yes, Connor, we are definitely going to have some fun, kiddo. I sat him in a dining room chair, took my tits out, and let him do his thing. He was so into my tits I finally had to stop him, or we would have been there all damn night. I told him to take his pants off. His dick was as hard, standing straight up. I'd say it's 5 inches and thin. It's an adorable dick. It makes me want to snuggle it with my mouth. Not last night, though. His cute penis was going in my pussy. I pulled my yoga pants off and sat on his lap facing him, my tits in his face. I ground on his dick, getting my pussy super swampy wet, feeling his hard dick rub against my slit. I reached down to put it in my guts, but it slipped out of my grip, and I saw his face get that shocked look. I tried to get a hold of it to punch in me real quick, but it was jerking around everywhere, and I just couldn't get a grip before he started ejaculating. So I just watched those amazing long ropes of sperm go everywhere. Some hit my tits, and some hit my belly. Some hit him. Most of it went on the floor and chair. It looked so good. What it must be like to feel that coming out of your body like that. I'm so jealous. I want to cum like that. He has to be able to feel each rope stretching his dick just to get out. Do you know what's weird? It makes my mouth water thinking about it. I am sitting here drooling, thinking about his dick getting stretched out by his sperm. Very odd, but I don't care. It works for me.
He was embarrassed and wanted to leave, but I was like, "Oh, not you don't." I made him watch me finger myself using his own jizz as lube. His little dick got so hard so fast and turned a bright purple. I probably could have fucked him right then and there, but I got totally into having him watch me dip my fingers into his jizz and slip them inside of me that I couldn't stop. I came so hard. It was one of the whole body-satisfying cums that wiped me out for the rest of the night. After getting my head back, I sucked his purple dick head for a few seconds and then kissed him on the forehead and sent him home. He did as he was told. I did tell him we would empty him inside of me properly very soon. He said he would like that. Then the dummy asked me if he should bring a condom. For fucks sake. Sometimes I wonder how this country is going to survive. Just saying. I would say today would be the day but Bob's dick texted me and it has decided that I shall be letting it stretch my guts out at approximately 3 pm today. What Bob's cock says goes. Connor will still be there tomorrow. He isn't going anywhere.
Several people requested this video over the last couple of weeks, so the request shall be granted. I did terrible things to this guy's cock, and it didn't care. It just kept getting harder and then dumped a massive load of cum in my box. This video was wildly popular. I learned that I am not the only whacked perv on the planet. Just saying. @u125291845
Connor, Connor, Connor, where art thou? Thou should be buried in my pussy feeding it sperm, yet thou is not. Fucker. I hate when these guys just disappear on me. For fucks sake, it's just sex. It's not like I want to marry these ding dongs. Guy complains all the time about girls wanting more, wanting deep relationships, all that crap. Yet, I keep running into guys who want to do just that and tell me their feelings on top of it. Fuck my ass with a dry dick. Can we just stop with all this touchy-feely stuff? Stick a dick in me, use dick to make me cum, make me a spermy mess, shut up and go home. Rinse and repeat. It's not rocket science, folks. Sure, we can be friends. For like half an hour to an hour a week. What's the problem with that?
The world is a crazy place. So much so that I ordered an airhorn for my truck. Anyway, looking forward to that.
I keep running into guys who feel they should be getting more sex. The way I see it, if you feel like you should be getting more sex, then you should be getting more sex. I'm just saying. I could be wrong. I know that I am a much happier person when I have plenty of cocks cum dumping inside of me. Take the cocks away, and I'm kind of moody, but put the cocks back in, and it's blue skies and fuzzy bunnies. I'm sure it works the same way with guys. Sex is healthy crap. We should be doing it all the time. But, somehow, over time, it's become some kind of deviant thing. I, for one, am delighted to be that deviant.
Looky, Connors home. The sneaky little bastard pulled right into his driveway, and I didn't even see him come home. I need to put little cowbells on his car, so I can hear him coming and going. Someone forgot to tell Connor he belongs to me now. I'm debating whether I should fuck his dick clean off or if I should be slow and gentle and then fuck his dick off at a later date. Look at me, making plans for someone like I'm running the Connor show. I know he wants it, as he texted me last night to chat. I hate chatting. I'm used to "Hey babe, in the mood for some dick?" He is sending me crap like, "Hey there, how was your day? Did you do anything fun or interesting?" How the fuck do you answer that? "Hi Connor, thanks for asking! I got fucked stupid by 4 very large men, and I think I'm pregnant, or maybe just bloated, not sure. How was your day?" That might scare him away. I need to go talk to him. I think I will.
I keep seeing these goofy commercials on TV on how to improve your memory. Complete BS if you ask me. Plus, why buy something you don't need? Follow this simple premise, and you won't forget a thing. I like to do unforgettable things to improve my memory, like jerking Connor off in the driveway. I won't forget that ever. Remember, I'm the one who gave you this tip. You will thank me for it.
TV has changed. Network TV especially. It's super woke and such, which means it's super boring. I'm am so glad I don't watch much of it anymore. There just isn't all that much out there to watch that catches my eye. Did you hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver." Yeah, I'm not watching that one either.
Someone wanted to know how I got fucked by Lucas. In the car again. We went to my Jeep. I sucked his cock hard. He bent me over the seat with the door open and slipped it inside me, and fucked me until I came. It was hot, it was quick, and he left me with a pussy full of steaming, fragrant sperm that left a wet spot on the back of my dress when it dripped out. Two things about this fuck. First one. After I came, he kept pumping, and he stopped and asked me if I had a "pad." I said, "A pad? What are we padding?" He said, "Your pussy. So it won't leak, and people won't see." No, I didn't have a pad. I explained I would be just fine, and no, I would rather him grease my insides, not my throat, though an acceptable alternative the throat would be. He agreed and went on to pump his baby goo in my guts which was awesome, in case you were wondering. Second. After sitting on a stool, I got a wet spot when his nut dripped out of me. And yes, someone noticed. They informed me I sat in something wet. To which I replied that I did not sit on something wet. They said you have a damp spot. You sat on something. I said it's the kind of damp spot that leaves salt rings. It took a second, but they got it. Then they got shocked. Then they left. What is so shocking about getting fucked? Who doesn't want to get fucked? Who cares who got fucked. If I saw a cum stain on a chick's ass, I'd give her a high 5 and ask her if she is up for round two? Just saying.
I waved to Connor this morning. I wonder where he's going. It's 7 am. He looked dressed for work. Does KFC open that early? Why would they? Maybe they clean or something. Who knows. I still think about our time together in my driveway. I can still see his dick pumping out sperm in long thick ropes. I wonder what he thinks about when he sees me. The bad old lady across the street that has held his dick in her mouth. Swallowed his sperm, jerked him off in her driveway. He has to have some kind of thought. I hope they are like mine. I'm not done with that 18 yr old dick. Not done by a longshot. He is going to put in my guts and turn me into a cum begging whacko. That's what I'm talking about. I wonder what time he will get off? If he gets off early, it would be the perfect time to get him off, if you know what I mean. Both grandparents are at work. I can have my way with him without getting the evil stink eye from them. Play it by ear. I think if I let him breed me, he will be mine forever. Please let that happen! I need that in my life right now. I really do.
Guys often dangle the promise of expensive shoes and such in front of me. They get mad when I don't bite. I don't give a flying shit about shoes that cost $500 or more. They are the same crap I buy for $19.99 on eBay. Look, I started with nothing and still have most of nothing left, so I'm good. I'll let you know when I run out. Feel free to buy me all the nothing you want. I'll take it.
I tried to get off the subject of Connor. It didn't work. I still want his dick in my guts. Just saying.
I know, it sucks when a chick would rather have a new set of shocks for her Jeep than a $1000 purse. Think of it this way. If I let you drive it and suck your cock, you will thank me after every pothole we hit. Just saying.
Please don't ask me what I want to eat. I fucking hate that. I don't know. You pick, and I'll let you know if you select correctly. It's really that simple. Pick it right the first time, and you will, at the minimum, get a handy under the table. But if you ask me, it will drive us both nuts for an hour. I don't know. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm just not sure.
I just checked. Connor still isn't home. He's only been gone half an hour. I might be obsessed with Connor. I should see someone about that. Catch you all in a bit!
Where are we now? Who knows. I get many requests to shoot with people I have shot with before or people I don't even know. I would absolutely shoot with some of them, not all of them, again or for the first time. But means we must now have a geography lesson as well as another "Santa is not real" moment. I'm not up for that. Long story short, I don't pay anyone to be in videos with me, and I don't stage any of the videos I'm shooting unless it's a re-enactment, and if that's the case, I tell you that. Hence the reason you have never seen almost any of the men I shoot with other than the chicks. I am putting up a staged video today. I thought the whole script was shit, so I convinced them to use some material that I have actually done in real life. It still has its over-the-top moments, screaming and yelling. I hate when they tell you to do that. I feel like such a ding dong. I talk, not scream to you when we are fucking. "Stick it in deep, move a little quicker, just put the head in." When I cum I'm too frozen up to talk, much less scream. After I cum I tend to laugh as I'm shocked I actually survived the whole thing. I'm just saying, you be the judge. Check it out. Let me know what you think! @robpiperxxx @sallydangelo
Good Morning everyone! I have a video I will be putting up in a bit, but first, a few pics in my yellow dress. My very old yellow dress. The first time I wore this dress was in Dayton, Ohio, on, if I recall correctly, was the Oregon District, or 3rd street, or something like that. I bought it in a store, changed into it in public, and then got double teamed in a back alleyway parking lot. 2007 or so would be my guess. I was digging through my stuff, looking for something someone asked me to wear that I wore in an old magazine photoshoot. I came across this dress somewhat at the top of the pile. I have shot before in it over the last several years, but I do like it, so here you go! I also found the pink outfit and will put some stuff up in that!
Pretty short post, I know. A new record for me! Don't worry, I have plenty of more stuff to tell that should bore you straight to death. Catch you all in a little bit!
Oh man, so much to tell, so little time to get that done. I'm afraid if I don't, I'll forget all the little details and such, and then even I won't be able to maximize a rub one out session. I wish I could just download my thoughts, as that would make things so much easier. Much creepier as well, but maybe we could just delete stuff.
Anyway, I have two more cums, both inside of me from Bob, to finish up. I thought I would have plenty of time, but I ended up having a cum fest of a night with Connor and my trainer. I didn't see that "cumming" pun intended.
I am going to go with Connor. To me, even though I never put his dick inside of me, it was the sexiest of the three fucks I have left to share with you. I guess Connor really wasn't a fuck, so I correct myself, the remaining 2 1/2 fucks left to share. Fuck, this is going to be an all-out novel. So fair warning, this is a long fucker, and it's only about Connor.
What made Connor such a turn-on? I'm still turned on by it. Actually, he has made everyone else kind of fuzzy even though they were great fucks. I don't like admitting it even to myself. It's because he is 18 and I am in my 50s. It's like a gut punch that makes my pussy a slip and slide sitting here thinking about it. The fact that he ejaculates a fucking gallon of pure white sperm doesn't hurt either. I want that jizz in me so badly now I can almost taste it. I know exactly how I want it to happen. I want him in a chair with me straddling him on top. I want to ride him till he lets his testicles pump me full of his nut. I want to kiss him on the forehead while his balls are still pushing sperm inside of me. I don't know where kissing on the forehead part comes from, but it's there, and it turns me on. Look, I have held this kid's dick in my mouth. I have ingested so much sperm from his balls that I have actually felt like I just ate a meal. I admit it. I want his dick, and I'm not willing to give it up. He must know that, but unlike Bob, he isn't gaining confidence. He isn't pushing further. He always walks away like he's just done something bad and is about to get yelled at for it. I don't think he is going to change. I may not be doing him any favors by doing the things I'm doing to his dick. Here is the bad part. I don't care. I am not willing to give up the rush of playing with an 18 yr old cock. I like knowing that I am that woman who lusts after my friends and neighbor's sons. It's pussy drenching. I would have been a terrible teacher. Anyway, Connor isn't stopping me, and until he does, I doubt I will either. I think he wants to stop, but his dick has other thoughts, and they overpower his will to walk away. I like that as well. I like knowing I drive him insane like that. It makes me want to fuck constantly thinking about it.
So what did I do to Connor yesterday afternoon? I stroked him off in his car and left him covered in his own sperm. How did that happen? Easy, he was coming home, and I waved to him. He pulled into my driveway, put his window down, and we talked. I talked. He just answered questions. Mostly it was about his new job at KFC. To him, it's the greatest thing in the world. In his mind, he will be the next CEO of KFC. So cute. I almost wish he would be so he wouldn't have to wake up from whatever life fantasy he has going on. I always catch Connor staring at my tits. He can't help it, and I certainly don't mind. Yesterday he had an obvious hardon while doing it. His face turned purple when I pointed that out. He tried to pull out of my driveway, but I said, "No, no, no, you don't get to point that thing at me and just drive away." I had him unlock his passenger door, and I got in with him. I leaned over and felt his dick. It was pure steel covered by pants. I don't know why they make pants so hard to unbutton these days, but it took me at least several minutes just to get his button undone. I fucking hate that. I was worried he would cum while I was doing it. He didn't, and he finally did it for me. I unzipped his pants and felt his dick through his underwear. I started asking him questions about KFC. I asked him if any cute girls worked there. He didn't answer me. He stared at my hand, tickling his cock through his underwear instead, so I flicked the head to wake him up. I asked him again the same question. He said there was one. I asked him if he wanted to fuck her. He wouldn't answer me. I told him to answer me, and he did. He said yes. I could tell he thought he just got caught doing something wrong. I asked him what he wanted to do to her first? He didn't understand, so I explained that when I see a guy that I want to fuck I usually think about sucking his dick before anything else. He said he wanted to kiss her. Fuck me. This kid is definitely going to be work. So I said, think about kissing her while I do this. I pushed his pants and underwear down to his ankles, and I tickled the shaft of his dick. I kept talking and trying different things to see what flipped the switch in his head to send him over the edge. I found it. I tried talking about her sucking his dick, fucking him, making out. When I said, "Imagine if she was touching your dick just like this and kissing you." and his dick visibly hardened, turned purple, and the head got massive. Got him😜 I asked him if he would cum if she stroked the head of his dick like this and then stroked his dick head. He forgot to breathe, made grunts and groans, and then sperm went everywhere. Long ropes of sperm. One string hit him in the chin and dripped there. Thick ropes. I mean very thick ropes. And it just kept cumming out of his dick. I didn't count each shot of ropey cum, but it had to be about 10 before it tapered off into drooling/oozing pumps. Quite a bit came out that way as well. He was covered in it. I had some on my hand that I simply ate and licked my fingers clean. He, however, had it all over his chin, his shirt had ropes of it all over it, and his pants were soaked in his own nut. I asked him if he enjoyed our conversation. He said he did. I asked him if he enjoyed it a lot. He said he did. I asked him if he would like to talk some more about work and such, and he said yes. I asked him when and he said he could be over in about half an hour. That was adorable. It really was. I explained I was thinking more of sometime this week. I told him that I had a date tonight I had to get ready for. He looked so sad and hurt that I explained to him that I would always save time for him. He should think about the girl he likes, and when he wants to "talk" about it, he should "cum" see me. That made him happy. Now I have his number programmed in my phone. Now he texts me at 2 am. It's okay. I don't answer or even hear it. It's cute, though, and yes, I finger myself when I read them.
Then I fucked my trainer, and while Lucas was breeding me and pumping his nut inside me, I thought of Connor. I came so hard it was scary. So thank you, Connor and Lucas, for giving me a fantastic weekend and hopefully many more to cum!
I want to get this out pretty quick. I'll be gone most of the night. Two dates tonight, one with Connor and then meeting my trainer down on Main St tonight! So a busy night for me! Hope all goes well! The new year is kicking off right for me! Finally! Man, I had a crappy and dick-dry year last year. Now I'm swimming in the dick. Happy days my friends, sunny days!
So, on my date with Bob last night after I ate his nut, we went to Zaxby's. Shut up. I didn't pick it. It's where he wanted to go. He owns the penis. I just follow it around. Besides, I'm a huge fan of Zaxby's. Most of the time. We ate inside. Very few people were in there. While we were waiting, he told me to show him my tits. I do. I know there are cameras and probably people looking, but I don't even check. I pull my shirt down and show him my tits. That freaked him out a bit. He got all panicky and told me to put them away as quickly as I pulled them out. I was like, "What? You said show me your tits. I showed you my tits." He said I should be more cautious about it. I said, why would I be careful about it?" Because he thought we might get into trouble. I told him we might get into trouble if I take his cock out and start sucking it right here and now. Then I asked him if he wanted to get into trouble? He passed. He is getting braver but not that brave yet. So we had our chicken strips, they were good, I got a Zaxby's food belly, and all was good. I noticed that people looked at us. I think they thought we were Mom and son, but when they figured out we weren't, they were either intrigued or disturbed. I can't tell which one. Then I started thinking we could have gone to KFC and sat in front of Connor. That would have been priceless. I don't know if Connor was working or not, but this is a must-do thing that needs to happen soon. Anyway, out the door, we go, and we are on our way to the beach.
We parked on the beach, and he opened the doors up and left them that way. Then he tells me he wants me to make him hard. I'm like, "you're already hard Bob, I can see it in your shorts, kiddo." He's like, make it harder! So using the doors as cover, I take his cock out, and it just makes my heart melt it's so beautiful. I go to suck it, but he stops me and just wants me to stroke it. I stroked his cock like it was the love of my life, which it basically is at this point, until he stopped me, looked around, and told me to take my shorts off. I absolutely do as I'm told. I'm thinking I'm about to get my guts rearranged by this beautiful monster, so I don't care who sees us. I'm bent over, hands on the back seat, waiting for his dick to stretch my insides out, but he doesn't want my pussy. He wants my ass. I was alright with that until he tried to slip it in my asshole with zero lube. No spit, no oil, no anything. Doesn't work that way. It hurts when it works that way. He looked slightly offended and hurt that I stopped him, which I found odd, but with a dick like that, who cares. I told him just a sec, reached into my purse and pulled out a bottle of Wet Platinum Silicone, my favorite lube for just such occasions. I coated his dick, slipped a slick finger in my bum just for a little more slip and slide actions, and within a second, his fat, massive dickhead was turning my asshole into a doughnut hole the size of an apple. Yes, it hurt for the first minute. Then I was like, wait a sec. Now we're talking. And after that first minute, it took me about 30 seconds to lose my shit and cum. Embarrassingly cum. As in stupid faces and body movements that make me look possessed. Not to mention the gibberish that flys out of my mouth. It was so fucking good it hurt. I don't know how to explain it, but when 9 inches of penis stretches out your colon, things happen. In my case, delicious things. Mind-bending, brain exploding things. It's not a physical thing, and I don't really feel it all that much in my ass. It's in my head. Something lets loose, and though it's scary, it's beyond incredible at the same time. I may be killing myself a little each time I cum like this. Worth it. Worth every second of it. The embarrassing part is that Bob laughed. To make things worse, the more Bob teased me, the more satisfied I felt. Who knows what's up with me. I'm all kinds of screwed up. You know what went through my mind a minute or two after I came? Why would I ever do drugs when I can just do this? Plus, if drugs are better than this, I'll be dead in a week. Isn't that an odd thought, though? I thought it was. I could be wrong. Anyway, Bob plowed my ass for a full ten minutes. No, I didn't cum again. But I got super turned on being Bobs' anal fuck toy. I just stood there bent over the seat, letting him plunder his dick in and out of my ass any he pleased. It felt so right. When he came in my asshole, and I mean buried to the hilt deep in my guts and dumping a hot gooey load of sperm fresh from his testicles deep, I almost wanted to tell him I love him. But I don't. Hell, I don't even like him that much. He's kind of stupid. But his dick, I would walk on water for that dick. His cock is my Kryptonite. And I'm beyond ecstatic that it is. Anyway, when he relieves his nuts in my asshole that deep, it stays there for the day, sometimes longer. I was super happy about feeling it squish around inside of me when I was pulling my shorts back up. Bob wasn't entirely done. He pointed out he had some sperm dribbling out of his cock. I apologized for not seeing that, and I sucked his dick for minutes, ensuring there would be no post-ejaculation cum stains in his shorts. I enjoy doing that for him. He thinks he's making me do it, but the jokes on him! I got in the car, and off we went, feeling my ass slip and slide around from the sperm greasing it just got.
Look, I still have two more loads of sperm to go with Bob. But that would take hours to read, so I will get you more later if you care to read it.
Oh man, did I get turned inside out yesterday 😜 I mean, I got turned into a dripping, cumdrunk sperm sponge. What a fantastic feeling. First things first, I bailed on Connor for Bob. I had to. Bob has a dick that doesn't let me down. For my troubles, I got told to shut up, clean sperm off the floor with my tongue, finger my ass and lick the cum off of it, just about everything. I even admitted I wanted him to pump a baby in me. This is going to sound like a version of Penthouse Letters but it is what is... or was in this case. Look, he put me in total dick stupid mode yesterday. I love being dick stupid. When I went to pick him up, he wanted to be sucked off before we went. Hell yes, I'm all about that. When I took his dick out, I took a very long smell of it. I love the way his dick smells. He laughed at me and asked me if I was smelling his cock? Then he told me to keep smelling it, and I did. I was so horny that if he had just touched me, I would have cum. He didn't. He made me kiss his dickhead for like 5 minutes. It's such a big, fat, wonderful dickhead that I could have done it for 15 hours. Then he had me lick around the edges of the head then suck it. Then he wanted me to smell his balls. Even better! Then lick them, even better yet! They are so big and round, just like softballs, that I want to hold them forever. He did some odd stuff as well. He got behind me with draped his dick over my forehead, and had me reach up and tickle it. Did I get turned on by doing that? Yes, yes I did. Not because he had his dick on my forehead but because his dick had the power to make me do it. If I didn't he might now put it in me. He did that for a while. I thought he would cum because he started making groans like he was. From that point on, he started getting super comfortable making me do things that must be fantasies and turnons for him. He had me sit in a specific way, on my knees, legs tightly together, chest out, hands out, and cupped. That's when he asked if I wanted him to make me pregnant. I didn't answer him. It felt weird. He kept at it, and finally, I admitted it to him. I do want him to pump a kid in my guts. I don't know why, I can't explain it, but it's all I can think about sometimes. If it was possible, I would already be knocked up. But it's not. Then he jerked himself off into my cupped hands. It was a good load. Some got on my forearms, but most of it was in my hands. Then he told me just to stay there. He took some pics and made me wait some more. It was starting to drip through my fingers onto the floor. He then turned on the video camera on the phone and told me to drink his cum. I didn't even hesitate, and I swallowed it all in one gulp. It was easy. I held it long enough that it was no longer thick and sticky but more slick and watery. That's when he told me to clean up what dripped on the floor. Again, not even a second hesitation. I was so happy to do that for him! When I was getting dressed, I asked him what phone he used since his was broken? He had his sister's old phone. She gave it to him and here is the problem. It is an Apple phone, and it was still connected to her account, and everything backed up to her account, and he can't get into it. Boy, is she going to get a surprise when she opens her photo gallery. All this, and we hadn't even got out of the apartment yet.
I will fill you in on what happened later. Too much for one post!
Someone asked for this video so ask and you shall receive it. Sometimes. Not all the time. I keep asking for the winning lotto numbers and all I get in return are dick pics. Oh well, not a total loss. Some of them are pretty good. Anyway, enjoy, I shot this with my BBC stud @boydbanksxxx Enjoy my compadres of porn lovers!
Morning everyone, I hope all is going well. Connor now works at KFC. He's never fingered me, so he isn't genuinely finger-licking good. I am just saying. Anyway, let's call it Flash Back Friday. Let us go way back. Way way way back to 2005. Check these pics out. They make me laugh. This was back when porn was pictures. Back when I had subscriptions to every porn magazine, there was. I had Club, Club International, Club this, Club that, Hustler, Foxxx, Genesis, Chic, and others I am sure I am forgetting. I had so many magazines my floor in the bathroom was cluttered with them. Guests used to get all creeped out after a trip to my bathroom. I didn't care. I was getting more dick than I ever did in my life back then. I had so much dick that I was continuously leaving cum trails wherever I went. Not really, I wish I left cum trails, but I had a lot of dick. You get the point! Oh, by the way, back then if you shot porn they yelled at you if you smiled. You always had to look severely pissed off. Hence the angry look. I wasn't angry and I always had a shitty angry face so it was a real stretch for me to be ticked off at the world.
I got a video date today. He didn't make it yesterday, but he is here today, so I will at least get a new porn shot that I can put up on Onlyfans. Yay for me!
Connor works at KFC now. I found this out yesterday. I suppose I could go annoy him. Make him hard at work, so he has to walk around with a woody. That makes me smile. I like making guys embarrassingly hard at the worst of times. I don't know. I'll see what I can do.
Bob is ghosting me. That bastard. I texted him last night and have yet to hear anything back. To think I let him drain his testicles in my ass, and he can't find time to say hello. I think I am more just upset his dick isn't in my ass at the moment. I don't really care what he has to say as long as his dick is inside me in one fashion or another. I do love the penis he is sporting. It should be an interesting day. Hopefully, I'll end up with a date one way, or another or I will just have to go hang out at KFC, I suppose.
I think I answered everyone tonight but I got like a whirlwind of DM's all at once, so if I missed you, send me another one. The odds of lightning striking twice are pretty low Mr! I don't think I did though unless you sent your messages right before I post this which at least a couple of you sneaky bastards will do just that 😜❤️
Have a great night everyone! ❤️
Let us make this happen. I am on the phone with my mechanic. It's a bit awkward. He's had his fingers in me, and now he has to be all professional. When will guys learn? For fucks sake, it's okay to finger a chick. She will thank you for it later. I'm just saying.
19th is when my Jeep goes in for its lift and rims. I hate waiting that long. I want it done yesterday, but such is life. Someone tip me the winning lotto numbers, please. If not the winning lotto numbers, a million dollars will be fine as well. Get on it. 4x4s are consuming my retirement fund. When I go into the shop, he better have something clever to say. Maybe "Ms. Tyler, I didn't recognize you with your pants pulled up." That would work. I would get wet if he said that.
PMS jokes are just not funny. Period.
Someone remarked that it was unusual for a lady to admit to watching pornographic material in such a public setting. Not sure about that, to be honest. Surely I am not the only chick that enjoys porn. He eluded that my liking to watch cuckold porn, which I do enjoy, but I also enjoy quite a few other genres, is mainly for men. I don't think so, but I guess I could be wrong. Many women, I believe, would soak their panties if they had the opportunity to make their husbands uncomfortable by fucking another man... and then get hooked on the experience. I know I do. Why hide it? Better yet, why fight it? My stupid boyfriend gets the absolute fucking of his life when he plays along properly. One day he'll learn. Till then, I have Bob to breed with.
I am in a group text with some chicks that think they are pornstars because they have an Onlyfans. That's not how that works, but I've been down this road before, no point in backtracking. I don't know why they even bother with me, to be honest. I'm twice their age, in way better shape, and could give a rat's ass about any of their issues and have no problems expressing my disregard for their concerns. Anyway, the one has a husband she just found out is cheating with another girl they shot a three-way video with. Shit happens. I guess he just likes trying to pump babies into her more than he does his wife. Look, we are not talking stunners here. Any of them. Would I do them? Maybe, kinda, I don't know. Depends on the day. One, yes, the other three super iffy. The husband, absolutely fucking not. He has 92 different colors in his hair, probably never held a real job, would go to the emergency room if he stubbed his toe (which I fucking hate when that happens), and generally looks like he forgot to shower for a month. Plus, the chick he is slipping his wiener in isn't America's Next Top Model material. His wife is way better, but maybe the side chick is taking anal creampies. I know if I want to keep a guy, I take a load of swimmers in my ass, and he's mine for a very long time. So, after listening to her break down via text for the last hour, I finally sent my own text. "FFS, I've met them both. If you really want to get even with her, let her keep him." And I got blocked right out of the conversation. Not before getting the message "Fuck you dumb bitch!" Dumb? I tactfully removed myself from the silliness of their lives. I doubt they will include me in the stupidity of their lives anymore. I call that a smooth move, but I could be wrong. Oh, fuck my face. I jinxed myself. Now my text is going off again. Fuck me running with an unlubed cock.
Alright, what's new? Not much. I bet you think I spend my nights doing wild and crazy shit. I do. I spent last night driving around Daytona just seeing what's up. Super crazy, I know. Then I masturbated, went to bed, and here we are today. I don't know. It seems like a full night, but it seems kind of dull when I look back at it. I think the excitement of the night was imagining it was Connors dick I was sucking when I was watching the video. I watched the cum shot over and over, and it got the job done, but it just isn't the same amount of nut as Connors load. The video cum shot is impressive. Connor's mouthful is amazing. I don't get many 18 yr old cocks in my mouth, so maybe it's an 18 yr old sperm production thing. I don't think so, though. I would have remembered noticing that my stomach felt like I drank a bottle of water after drinking a guy's nut out of the head of his dick. I'm just saying.
Why am I thinking about Connor again? It's not like his dick is amazing. He is the epitome of a quick draw McGraw 30 second shooter. I guess it's because his body is so fresh and new. Probably helps that I am utterly fascinated with the amount of sperm he gives me. It seems like it is so much it would hurt. Where does he keep all of it? It must feel good after he pumps it all out. Like a huge relief. Fuck I wish I knew what that felt like. I want to feel it inside of me, but I think I'm going to give him a handjob first because I feel like I would be missing out if I didn't actually witness it.
@u125291845 So new video up on bt34gg.com. The password is now changed, so don't use the old one. I will post it at the bottom of this paragraph. I put this video up because it was requested, and it really is a badass video. This kid fucks me basically six ways to Sunday sideways. Plus he has one hell of a cum load he dumps on me. He was from Pittsburgh, and he showed up at my house, and we fucked. As the name of the video series goes, he just shut the fuck up and fucked me. No script, no storyline, just filled out the paperwork, dropped the clothes and stuck his dick in my guts, and did his best to breed me. Check it out. The access code for bt34gg.com is( suf-pittsburgh ) If you happen to be new, these videos are included for free with your OF script, so check them out.
Again the password for bt34gg is suf-pittsburgh
Getting guys to shoot these days is more challenging than ever. Flu-Rona has fucked me 7 ways to Sunday in it's own right. And not in a good way. I don't blame people. I wouldn't want to get on a plane either. Not because of the Flu-Rona, because of the nutjobs on the aircraft that Flu-Rona created. Keep in mind that I don't shoot with people who get paid. All the videos you basically see these days are people looking for money. Be it by being paid for the shoot or boyfriends and husbands with a stake in making money off the chicks page. They aren't doing it for fun. I don't shoot that crap. If it's not for fun, then it's work. I have no problems with people doing it for work. It's just not the porn I like to see. When you see all the costumes, makeup, and staging, think of the time it took to set that up. It takes a ton of time. Nobody is really getting off. Sure the guy cums, but as they all say, it's good, but it's not really good. Not like it is when they aren't being filmed for profit. Here is a fun bit of info. After almost every porn I ever shot for the pros, the talent always asked if I wanted to fuck for real later on. Did I? Of course I did! Well, with more than a few. Why did we do that? Because the sex sucked when we were being filmed and directed. In contrast, the sex was banging when we weren't. That was the biggest disappointment I had with porn. I was in it for the sex and being watched. Porn delivered big time on the being watched department. It vastly underperformed on rocking the sex component of the job. So what's my point? After I quit shooting for the big companies, I decided I would film real sex, no script, no pay, just me and some dude fucking our brains out. Did it work out? Sure it did to an extent. Finding guys who didn't care about a cameraman isn't easy. Remember, there is no pay. They are here for no other reason than to stick their dick inside of me. Part of the bargain is a dude is holding a camera. Finding guys who don't care about that, not easy to do. Now that folks can't just quickly move around, that makes it even harder. But, good news, I do have one here tomorrow, so I will be filming that. And supposedly one Friday as well. Yay for me! I usually put them up within hours as I don't edit them, so you should see them pretty quickly!
Had some pics from yesterday that I haven't put up. Drove out to our property, did some 4-wheeling, took some pics, and now you're looking at them. Yes, this is my new Jeep. It is supposed to go in this week for a lift and rims so hopefully, that still happens!
So, whatever happened to my mechanic guy? He got his fingers in my box. That's as far as we got. It's a whole long, drawn-out story and rather dull. To keep it short, I had too many things going on over the holidays. Would we have fucked. Yes. Have I seen or touched his dick? No. It looked good in his pants when it was making a tent pole. That's as far as I got. I had people to take to the airport on the 23rd, and I wasn't expecting to get fingered in my Jeep outside of the shop. We are talking on Instagram. I just haven't had the time to mesh up and get appropriately bred by this fine specimen of a man. I will tell you when I drove away, my pussy was a swampy gushy mess. I was turned on for days afterward. There is a special place in my heart for guys who will finger me and look me in the eyes while doing it. I'm looking forward to seeing how he does. I'm thinking this week will work out, but once again, he's married. Why are these guys getting married in the early 20s? It's too soon. They will run into a MILF like myself, and there is no way their goofy little teenybopper wives will keep up much less compete. So, long story short, we have to work around wifey. I think I'm going to fuck this guy right out of his marriage. Hope he's prepared for that.
Someone told me that I am a weak person because I don't respect other women when I try and "trick their men into infidelity" He said strong people don't put other people like that. He's right. Strong people lift them up and slam them on the ground repeatedly for maximum damage. I'm just saying. I don't trick anyone. I just make it known that if they were to slip their dick inside me accidentally, I wouldn't fill out an accident report, we could just keep it between us. Plus, they are always welcome to invite their significant other to join us. I'm easy that way.
I have concluded that I have been sharing too much. Who cares. When I come to a conclusion, it just means I got tired of thinking.
Quick post before I call it a night. I masturbated to this video. I just replaced the dude in it in my mind with Connor. That is all. Resume your normal activities. @u125291845
Turtlenecks and tits. That is a lethal combination if I may say so myself. I took these earlier hoping to catch the attention of Connor but I haven't seen the guy all day the sneaky little bastard. I was going to do things to his dick today he could only dream of. Pretty sure the day is a wash on doing things to Connors dick. Oh well, I have toys and there is always tomorrow!
So, I finally heard from my boyfriend today. He has this weird idea that I'm going to apologize to him for cheating on him. I'm not sorry so why would I? In fact, getting fucked into a mindless cum receptacle by Bob was one of the greatest nights of my life. He has this weird theory that I should have told him I was going to cheat on him, and not lied about it beforehand. Where is the fun in that? I warned him from the get-go I was not going to be faithful, he would have to fine with it or let's not even go down this road. He said it all turned him on. I didn't break the deal, he did by getting upset. Then he went on about how I never listen to him about real-life stuff or something goofy like that. I don't know what he was trying to say, I wasn't paying attention. Why do I like him? Well, I thought because he was older he would be used to life's disappointments so he would be ready for me. Apparently not. Plus he said he wanted to be my best buddy cuckold. I love cucks. They are my absolute fave. He did alright for a while but apparently being a sustained cuck isn't what he had in mind. If only my pussy wasn't so damn promiscuous things would probably work out. Oh well, we shall see how things go.
How did Connor end up at my house dumping sperm down my throat? I ran into him at Publix. I run into everyone at Publix as it's right around the corner. It's a local place. He was with his Grandparents, so I just said hi and went about my business. He found me alone and asked if he could stop by. I asked him why he would want to stop by? He said, "You know..." I said, "No, I don't know. What did you want to see me about?" Again with the "You know!" I said, "Sorry, I must be missing something." He said, "To finish up what we started!" I said, "What did we start?" Again with the "You know!" When I didn't say anything, he finally spat it out. "When you put your hands down my pants!" I said, "Oh...you want me to make you cum?" He turned bright red and finally said yes. I said, "Well then, I'll see you soon." Thirty minutes later, his 18 yr old dick was dumping sperm into my belly. On that note, I see that his grandparents have hooked up their pontoon boat and gone on their way. I suspect I'll be getting a visit from Connor today. If he plays his cards right, he might just a shot at doing his best to pump a baby into me. Okie Dokie. Suck a guy's dick that isn't your boyfriend's, and they get all pissy. Such is life. Still haven't heard from the boyfriend about that. I admit I did more than suck a dick. The guy basically made me a three-way sex toy. Guess it sucks to be my boyfriend.
Feeling a bit left out? For maximum attention, nothing beats a solid mistake. Remember I said that. It will pan out for you one day. Your welcome.
I have a friend who told me her deepest dark secret without asking me first. I hate that. She is sleeping with he ex and is planning on leaving her husband. To me, that is just another day at the office. To her, it's a life-changing event. I was with them the other night, and her husband has zero clue that his wife is undoubtedly ingesting another man's sperm. He thinks he is living the dream. She's gaining weight from all the cum she's eating courtesy of her side dick. Oh well, shit happens. What I want you to take away from this story is not that cheating has consequences. It is that you should never tell someone a secret without asking first. It's not that I can't keep a secret. It's the other people I tell the secret to that can't keep their mouth shut.
The angry couple asked me the other night how I could live myself after letting a guy I barely knew ejaculate on my face. I thought that was an odd question. I mean, don't you, as a guy, want a girl to cum on your face when you're licking her box out? I would think you would, but I could be wrong. I don't know. I guess I'm weird. I love to make guys dump loads on my face. Even better, I love them feeding it to me. I know when guys are about to cum. That last thirty seconds fires something up in me. It's like an obsessive need to unload his balls on me, in me, everywhere. It really is a desire that I can't control. I don't want to control it. I don't need to control it. Why would I? I work super hard to get the jizz out of the testicles so I can feel it slide down my throat. It's perfectly healthy. Degrading? Says who? It's anything but. If you feel degraded when I shoot girl goo all over your face, then, by all means, feel free never to do it again. There are plenty of things I won't do for anyone. But I could care less about people who would do those things if that's what they enjoy as long as it's all consensual/legal and I don't have to see it. I could be wrong, but I imagine this couple having absolutely abysmal and dull sex. If getting blasted in the face by your partner's jizz is out of bounds, then I don't want to play in your world. If some dude ever said he felt uncomfortable with me slopping his face up because he licked me proper, I'd kick him in the balls and send him packing with a one-way ticket to woke wonderland. I'm sure I could find someone to take his place.
Good morning everyone! I saw some hot twins last night in Academy Sports. I needed an elbow sleeve. There was a time when I dated a hot chick with a twin back in my very early thirties. People often asked me how I told them apart. It was easy. She always painted her nails pink, and he had a cock. Told you it was easy. I know, right about now, your saying, "shut up Brooke, we have had just about enough out of you and your just getting started." Anyway, moving on.
I did get laid on New Year's Eve. Yay for me! In a parking lot bent over the back seat of a pickup truck. By a very married man whose wife was inside probably wondering where he wandered off to. I know where his cock wandered off to. I'm not supposed to talk about this. He thinks his wife is suspicious of me. She has found his OnlyFans, and I am not the only person he follows, but she knows I actually live here in Daytona. She used to crash our training sessions in late 2020 and early 2021. Yes, my trainer is the one who stuck his dick in me on New Year's Eve. And I am very proud of that accomplishment. I drove him so insanely horny he chanced fucking me with his wife less than 20 yards away. It wasn't a stellar fuck. He was understandably rushed and nervous. He couldn't find his condoms, and he got so frustrated he just slipped it in bare. He actually worries that he might knock me up. I keep telling him he can't, but he doesn't listen. I know he's worried about catching a nasty, but in all these years, I have had not a one. Doesn't matter now because he left me dripping his nut onto his bench seat. Good thing it was leather because cloth stains. I'm just happy he finally nutted in my guts. For fucks sake, it took forever. Did I cum? Yes, I did. Nothing to write home about, but any orgasm is better than no orgasm, so there is that. I am looking forward to another round with him where we can take our time. He is a good-looking married man. His wife is going to have problems with him. His dick likes to wander. It can stroll right up inside my cunt seven days a week if it wants. I'm just saying. I know, I'm a terrible person, fucking married men as I do. Sue me.
Same night. I was invited to dinner with some folks I know and some other people I had never met before. And as it always does, someone brought up my porn past, pay-to-play history, and just about everything else. I don't know why people feel it necessary to do that. I made it clear I was retired from everything but OnlyFans. I explained that yes, I still fuck people on video but only for you guys to see. And two couples instantly labeled me the antichrist. Holy shit, they just couldn't contain their distaste for me. One actually left. Said they didn't want to be associated with someone of my sort. Yep, another dinner bombed by me. It's getting to be a pattern. I might have said a thing or two to accelerate things a bit, but for the most part, I just smiled and looked at them like the idiots they were. I think what set them off was when they started in on me about how they were married for 8 yrs and that to be successful in life, it required two loyal/faithful people. It just came to me, and I couldn't help myself. Before I could stop myself, I said, "Two wrongs don't make a right, take both of your parents, for example." And then they left. Highly offended, I might add. Followed by another snarky but more quiet couple. Everyone else was looking at me, and I said, "You invited me. What did you think was going to happen?" I explained I didn't bring up my career choice and pointed out who did. I also explained I am certainly not just going to sit around and listen to people who got a college participation degree that happens to think they have some innate right to bash on me. I own my career choice. I love my career choice. I would do it over again, only way better knowing what I know now. Look, I would have left well enough alone had they just let it go. I don't sit around and tell porn stories unless I'm with porn people. Everyone else, it's all about dogs, Jeeps, trucks, houses, completely normal shit. If I am with people I know who will have a problem with me being little miss porno, then I am a graphic-web designer and change the subject. I can't stop people who know from bringing it up. That's on them if it goes south. Mostly it doesn't. I get a ton of questions that I eventually shut down because who wants to spend the whole night yacking about work. Plus, it's not fair. My work stories always top everyone else's. But some people get highly offended like I just ran over their puppy with a Big Wheel. It happens. I did everyone a favor. I'm not saying the one lady's perfume was massively overpowering, but the canary was alive before she got there. I'm just saying. It's good to be me. I just don't take things that personally.
