Are you getting my dms?
Are you getting my dms?
2022-10-13 20:48:56 +0000 UTC View PostHey, I don’t want to worry you but… I heard your bed is a horcrux. Should we destroy it together?
2022-10-13 19:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey, you’re not Harry Potter, are you? Well, you can be my Chosen one any day…
2022-10-13 11:26:04 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s a portkey — once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you’ve never seen before.
2022-10-13 07:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not an Animagus, but I’m an animal in bed.
2022-10-12 23:25:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou don’t need to say “Incendio” to light my fire.
2022-10-12 19:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s practice Alohomora… You can be the door so I can slam you all I want!
2022-10-12 15:57:06 +0000 UTC View PostWho is excited for my new release??
2022-10-12 13:15:54 +0000 UTC View PostIf I speak Parseltongue, can I see your basilisk?
2022-10-12 11:56:04 +0000 UTC View PostIs that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2022-10-12 07:54:05 +0000 UTC View PostIs your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
2022-10-11 23:53:05 +0000 UTC View Post***MY OCTOBER CUSTOMS ARE HERE!*** 🎃🍂 **YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT IM OPENING 5 MORE SPOTS** Id love to start this spooky season by treating 5 of you to a personal video **INCLUDING** your name! *Contribute below and ill be completing all straight away so there's no waiting around*🙈💦💓
2022-10-11 23:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostInterested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
2022-10-11 19:53:04 +0000 UTC View PostMy pussy is a Horcrux. Will you destroy it?
2022-10-11 15:53:06 +0000 UTC View PostIs pikachu looking submissive and breedable?
2022-10-11 14:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t need to say “accio” to make you come.
2022-10-11 11:46:06 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re like a bottle of Skele-Gro — you’re growing me a bone!
2022-10-11 07:46:07 +0000 UTC View PostDid you just cast the Descendo spell? Because I’m pretty sure I’m falling for you.
2022-10-10 23:45:05 +0000 UTC View PostDo you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
2022-10-10 19:04:07 +0000 UTC View PostI could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
2022-10-10 11:03:21 +0000 UTC View PostI knew you had some Gryffindor in you. Would you like some more?
2022-10-10 07:03:38 +0000 UTC View PostYou may be a muggle, but that body is magical.
2022-10-09 23:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou are one hot son of SNITCH.
2022-10-09 19:59:07 +0000 UTC View PostListen, I’ve studied Charms with Professor Flitwick but nothing could have prepared me for how charming you are.
2022-10-09 19:02:50 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a Snitch? Because you’re the finest catch here.
2022-10-09 15:02:12 +0000 UTC View PostHey, did you go to Hogwarts? I thought there was something magical about you…
2022-10-09 11:03:20 +0000 UTC View Post