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## Thinking about that first kiss with @ulauryn_gemini 🤤

2021-08-03 00:03:29 +0000 UTC View Post

@ulauryn_gemini and I had so much fun dressing up today! **I..

@ulauryn_gemini and I had so much fun dressing up today! **I had no idea she’d never kissed a girl before.** Let’s just say we definitely checked that off the list 😜 Keep an eye out for some more goodies later this week, and enjoy this delicious snack in the meantime 💋

2021-08-02 22:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post

And let’s not forget to point out how bomb this post sex hai..

And let’s not forget to point out how bomb this post sex hair is 🤣

2021-08-01 23:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post

My initial contemplation about how quickly to walk inside be..

My initial contemplation about how quickly to walk inside because of the downpour (turns sideways to reveal the post sex hair)

2021-08-01 23:17:46 +0000 UTC View Post

I’ve been stuck in a rainstorm for hours! Just getting home..

I’ve been stuck in a rainstorm for hours! Just getting home 😀 Check yours DM’s 😏

2021-08-01 22:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post

2021-08-01 11:05:34 +0000 UTC View Post

# Good morning. Did you dream about me?

2021-08-01 09:14:11 +0000 UTC View Post

### Slide into my DM’s. Tip to get my attention.

### Slide into my DM’s. **Tip to get my attention.**

2021-07-31 20:13:29 +0000 UTC View Post

# Send a tip and let’s have fun 💋

2021-07-31 18:14:13 +0000 UTC View Post

# Ensuring all porn creators are appropriately paid is a ste..

# Ensuring all porn creators are appropriately paid is a step towards fairer treatment for all sex workers & helps bridge the societal gap between those in the sex industry & those working any other kind of job. - Kardatoons

2021-07-31 06:35:38 +0000 UTC View Post

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐉𝐎𝐈’𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞… 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 💋

2021-07-31 00:22:56 +0000 UTC View Post

# Porn is a luxury. # Pay for it. - The Feminist Vibe

2021-07-30 22:30:40 +0000 UTC View Post

#### Are you thirsty for me? 💋 ### Oh look, a timestamp of h..

#### Are you thirsty for me? 💋 ### Oh look, a timestamp of how long it took OF to post my shit. 🙄😑

2021-07-29 07:40:25 +0000 UTC View Post

## I know you want jerk off instructions… let me help you ge..

## I know you want jerk off instructions… let me help you get off tonight 💋

2021-07-29 02:08:24 +0000 UTC View Post

NEW!! Oiled Up Tits Video

***NEW!!*** **Oiled Up Tits Video**

2021-07-28 11:51:09 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m about to make my first JOI. Who wants one? 😏

I’m about to make my first JOI. **Who wants one?** 😏

2021-07-27 23:39:29 +0000 UTC View Post

PSA 🌭

**PSA** 🌭

2021-07-27 21:19:32 +0000 UTC View Post

2021-07-27 19:08:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Good morning 💋 Unwrap me and take in all these curves.

2021-07-27 15:05:05 +0000 UTC View Post

2021-07-27 04:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴀɴ if he doesn’t abuse; the bar is set that..

**ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴀɴ** if he doesn’t abuse; the bar is set that low for him. **ꜱʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ** if she endures abuse; the bar is set that high for her. - farida d.

2021-07-26 23:13:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Ya. This is what I’m doing right now 😏 I think my nose got ..

Ya. This is what I’m doing right now 😏 I think my nose got a biiiiiit sunburnt.

2021-07-25 20:45:27 +0000 UTC View Post

2021-07-25 12:30:47 +0000 UTC View Post

One of my besties @madamyo is hosting a bloopers contest. Sh..

One of my besties @madamyo is hosting a bloopers contest. She turned my bloopers into hilarious art! **Click the pic for full experience.**

2021-07-25 11:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post

💦 𝓘 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓾𝓫 𝓼𝓸 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱. 💦

2021-07-25 00:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post

I just fucking love this song so much! FFG is my playli..

**I just fucking love this song so much!** FFG is my playlist For when I’m Fucking Good 😏😅

2021-07-24 00:28:25 +0000 UTC View Post

I am like other girls I am smart, and I am brave. I fol..

**I am like other girls** I am smart, and I am brave. I follow rules, and I misbehave. I have hair on my body, and I shave. I am humble, and I rave. I have dreams, and fears, and I took, and I gave, and I broke hearts, and I feel pain, and I make mistakes, and I rise again. Don’t complement me by telling me I am not like other girls; because you only see the fallacies in those other girls’ humanity. Do not diminish my sisters to raise my capacity- all of us have the duality of honour and shame. I am like other girls AND like other boys; because we’re all the same. - Farida D.

2021-07-23 01:57:24 +0000 UTC View Post

A friend told me to record myself trying limeade for the..

A friend told me to record myself **trying limeade** for the first time (I’ve had it before but it was when I was really little). Shit is sour AF!!

2021-07-23 00:05:09 +0000 UTC View Post

I am not a slut The term slut was invented as a way to d..

**I am not a slut** The term slut was invented as a way to degrade women for being sexual. Just because I enjoy sex does not mean I’m a slut. I am sexual. I express my thoughts and my desires. I have sex when I want to and with whom I wish to. That is the definition of consensual sex. That does not make me a whore. It makes me, me. When a man refers to a woman as a slut or a whore because she enjoys sex, he’s saying that she is doing something wrong while suggesting that he is doing something right. Consensual sex is never wrong. If you call me a slut, then what does that make you? -The Hazel Unicorn

2021-07-21 22:57:53 +0000 UTC View Post