What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐷 Kermit The Frog..
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐷 Kermit The Frog's fingers
2024-11-09 08:28:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Let me take your stress away 😋 DM me if you’re online
Let me take your stress away 😋 DM me if you’re online
2024-11-09 07:37:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhaus..
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhausted baseball player? ⚾️ They're both likely to fall asleep between plates
2024-11-09 04:32:04 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a time traveler? ‘Cuz I see you in my future. ⏳🔮😍
Are you a time traveler? ‘Cuz I see you in my future. ⏳🔮😍
2024-11-09 01:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you an alien? Because you just abduucted my heart. 👽
Are you an alien? Because you just abduucted my heart. 👽
2024-11-08 22:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostTime fades; only our connection remains. ⌛🔥
Time fades; only our connection remains. ⌛🔥
2024-11-08 19:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I be your Thanksgiving gratitude dance partner? 💃🍂 Let's..
Can I be your Thanksgiving gratitude dance partner? 💃🍂 Let's twirl together in appreciation of our love. 💕🌟
2024-11-08 16:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? 🚂 The mor..
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? 🚂 The more you play with it, the harder it gets
2024-11-08 13:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're inspired, show it with a tip! 💡👍
If you're inspired, show it with a tip! 💡👍
2024-11-08 10:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf I buy you dinner, will you be dessert? 🍽️🍰😉
If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert? 🍽️🍰😉
2024-11-08 06:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostIntertwine with me in a dance of bliss. 🏰💃
Intertwine with me in a dance of bliss. 🏰💃
2024-11-08 00:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? 🐻 A be..
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? 🐻 A beaver dam
2024-11-07 18:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf this made you feel inspired, show it with a like! 💡👍
If this made you feel inspired, show it with a like! 💡👍
2024-11-07 12:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostPeel back the layers of your cravings with me. 🍎🔥
Peel back the layers of your cravings with me. 🍎🔥
2024-11-07 05:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is Moby Dick's dad's name? 🍆 Papa Boner
What is Moby Dick's dad's name? 🍆 Papa Boner
2024-11-06 23:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostJust popping by to say Hi! You should pop by your DMs 😘
Just popping by to say Hi! You should pop by your DMs 😘
2024-11-06 17:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know how to train butterflies? The ones in my stomach..
Do you know how to train butterflies? The ones in my stomach right now are quite untamed. 🦋😅
2024-11-06 11:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are the three shortest words in the English language? 🍆..
What are the three shortest words in the English language? 🍆 "Is it in?"
2024-11-06 04:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostJust laying here waiting for you to check your messages 😘
Just laying here waiting for you to check your messages 😘
2024-11-05 22:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostI had this awesome pickup line, but I forgot it the moment I..
I had this awesome pickup line, but I forgot it the moment I laid eyes on you. 😅😍
2024-11-05 16:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostTogether, we'll reach the peak of ecstasy. 🎶💋
Together, we'll reach the peak of ecstasy. 🎶💋
2024-11-05 10:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostTap that thumbs up if you're ready to embrace new adventures..
Tap that thumbs up if you're ready to embrace new adventures! 👍🌟
2024-11-05 03:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post☀️😍 Quick question: Are you sunburned or are you just always..
☀️😍 Quick question: Are you sunburned or are you just always this hot? 🔥💋
2024-11-04 21:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'll navigate your desires with tantalizing touch. 💫🔎
I'll navigate your desires with tantalizing touch. 💫🔎
2024-11-04 15:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? 🍒 They ..
What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? 🍒 They just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out.
2024-11-04 09:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Lose yourself in our intimate abyss. ⏳💦
Lose yourself in our intimate abyss. ⏳💦
2024-11-03 20:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ❎ Ken came in anothe..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ❎ Ken came in another box
2024-11-03 14:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt turns me on knowing your watching me 👀😈 if you wanna be t..
It turns me on knowing your watching me 👀😈 if you wanna be turned on u should check your DMs
2024-11-03 07:33:02 +0000 UTC View Post😍🤔 Hey, have we met before? You look a lot like the love of ..
😍🤔 Hey, have we met before? You look a lot like the love of my life. 💑💘
2024-11-03 06:29:05 +0000 UTC View Post
