Would you rather never get married or get married tomorrow?
Would you rather never get married or get married tomorrow?
2022-08-05 16:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather never get married or get married tomorrow?
2022-08-05 16:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is called if you have tea in a golden cup every morning? π΅ My gilt-tea pleasure
2022-08-05 10:37:06 +0000 UTC View PostI got a hen to regularly count her own eggs π£ She's a real mathamachicken!
2022-08-05 03:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostTip me if you'd squeeze me π€
2022-08-04 21:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather go to the beach or go to bungee jumping?
2022-08-04 15:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostdΗΗls oΚ ΚΙΙq oΙ sΔ±Ι₯Κ ΙuΔ±pΙΗΙΉ ΗΙΉ,noΚ ΙΔ± π and dm me when you wake
2022-08-04 09:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhich superhero delivers the morning papers? π It's Newspaperman
2022-08-04 02:37:07 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wanna make me moan, tips really get me going π
2022-08-03 20:23:04 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather never drink alcohol again or never smoke again?
2022-08-03 14:23:02 +0000 UTC View Postdon't forget to catch up in our dms babe ππ₯° DM me
2022-08-03 08:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostI used to work in a shoe-recycling shop π It was sole destroying!
2022-08-03 01:37:03 +0000 UTC View Postif you're happy and you know it drop a tip π₯°
2022-08-02 19:23:05 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather have 6 kids or no kids?
2022-08-02 13:37:04 +0000 UTC View Posti dare you to dm me if you think you could last more than 5 seconds with me π
2022-08-02 07:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostLet me take your stress away π DM me if youβre online
2022-08-02 06:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would you call it if you spent an entire morning coating your attic ladder with grease? π An anti-climb-attic morning
2022-08-02 00:32:07 +0000 UTC View PostIf you would spank me, drop a tip to let me know ππ
2022-08-01 18:28:04 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather live in a new country every month or never go on vacation again?
2022-08-01 12:23:05 +0000 UTC View Postdm me if I drive you crazy? π€€
2022-08-01 05:32:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you do if your wife starts smoking? π₯΅ Slow down and use some lubricant
2022-07-31 23:23:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like how hard I work to get you hard, leave a tip to support π
2022-07-31 17:37:06 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather have your dream job or dream partner?
2022-07-31 11:33:07 +0000 UTC View Post"π STOP SCROLLING π Ok now that I have your attention.. can you like this post :)"
2022-07-31 04:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the stadium get so hot after the game? π¨ Because all the fans left
2022-07-30 22:22:01 +0000 UTC View Postsmiling from me? dropping a tip will have me smiling for you π
2022-07-30 16:32:04 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather remember all your dreams or never remember your dreams?
2022-07-30 10:33:04 +0000 UTC View PostDid I make you stop scrolling π€ͺπ¦π¦ if so, you should look in ur dms for more
2022-07-30 03:33:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the elephant ask the naked man? π How do you breathe out of that thing?
2022-07-29 21:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you enjoy the view, show your appreciation with a tip π
2022-07-29 15:33:05 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather go a year without television or a year without music?
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