What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game? 🦴 Tibial Pursuit
What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game? 🦴 Tibial Pursuit
2022-10-31 20:25:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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What should you give a pumpkin who can’t quit smoking? 🎃 A p..
What should you give a pumpkin who can’t quit smoking? 🎃 A pumpkin Patch
2022-10-31 15:20:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman? 🧛♀️ Yo..
What happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman? 🧛♀️ You get frostbite
2022-10-31 08:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do cemeteries have walls and fences? 🪦 Because people ar..
Why do cemeteries have walls and fences? 🪦 Because people are always dying to get in
2022-10-31 06:17:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff? ..
What do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff? 🎃 A jack-ass-o-lantern
2022-10-31 01:16:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat health insurance do Halloween creatures use? 💀 Medi-sca..
What health insurance do Halloween creatures use? 💀 Medi-scare
2022-10-30 18:24:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is a vampire’s worst fear? 🧛♀️ Tooth decay
What is a vampire’s worst fear? 🧛♀️ Tooth decay
2022-10-30 13:18:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is the witch’s favorite crime show? 🧙♀️ America’s Most..
What is the witch’s favorite crime show? 🧙♀️ America’s Most Haunted
2022-10-30 04:11:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the Cause of Death when the gigantic prize winning pu..
What’s the Cause of Death when the gigantic prize winning pumpkin crushed a man to death? 🎃 He was gourd to death
2022-10-29 23:14:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call it when a vampire has a serious problem in ..
What do you call it when a vampire has a serious problem in his home? 🧛♀️ It’s a Grave problem
2022-10-29 16:15:07 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fa..
Do you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fall on him? 🎃 He was squashed
2022-10-29 11:16:04 +0000 UTC View PostDo zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? 🧟♀️ No, they lik..
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? 🧟♀️ No, they like to eat the fingers separately
2022-10-29 02:15:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happened to the vampire who showed up late to Halloween..
What happened to the vampire who showed up late to Halloween dinner? 💪 They gave him the cold shoulder
2022-10-28 21:05:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the monster go inside the bar? 👻 For the boos
Why did the monster go inside the bar? 👻 For the boos
2022-10-28 14:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is the woman afraid of the vampire? 🧛♀️ Because he is a..
Why is the woman afraid of the vampire? 🧛♀️ Because he is all bite and no bark
2022-10-28 09:15:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you rather live the life of a priest or an exotic danc..
Would you rather live the life of a priest or an exotic dancer for one week?
2022-10-27 19:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call cheese that isn't yours? 🧀 Nacho cheese
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 🧀 Nacho cheese
2022-10-27 12:34:04 +0000 UTC View Postdon't forget to catch up in our dms babe 🙈🥰 DM me
don't forget to catch up in our dms babe 🙈🥰 DM me
2022-10-27 07:38:02 +0000 UTC View Posti dare you to dm me if you think you could last more than 5 ..
i dare you to dm me if you think you could last more than 5 seconds with me 😈
2022-10-27 04:37:07 +0000 UTC View Postif u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip 😘
if u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip 😘
2022-10-26 23:34:06 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather live with a very weird (but safe) stranger ..
Would you rather live with a very weird (but safe) stranger or with a friend and their partner who fight all the time?
2022-10-26 18:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾 Because he was outstan..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾 Because he was outstanding in his field
2022-10-26 11:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostLet me take your stress away 😋 DM me if you’re online
Let me take your stress away 😋 DM me if you’re online
2022-10-26 05:28:01 +0000 UTC View Post
