Why did the squirrel swim on its back? πΏ to keep its nuts dr..
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? πΏ to keep its nuts dry
2023-02-10 15:17:49 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the squirrel swim on its back? πΏ to keep its nuts dry
2023-02-10 15:17:49 +0000 UTC View PostDid I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? π I was heels over head
2023-02-10 03:20:34 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather cut ties with your ex or be friends with them?
2023-02-09 21:18:27 +0000 UTC View Posthere's three reasons why u should dm me 1-I 2-want 3-U
2023-02-09 09:15:55 +0000 UTC View Postif u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip π
2023-02-09 03:18:34 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather a burger or chicken fingers?
2023-02-08 21:14:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's long, green, and smells like bacon? πΈπ· Kermit The Frog's fingers
2023-02-08 15:27:37 +0000 UTC View Postdrop me a like? π₯Ί hearts make me happy
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2023-02-08 03:13:35 +0000 UTC View PostSo a vowel saves another vowel's life π Β The other vowel says, Aye E! I owe you!
2023-02-07 21:15:51 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather cook a different meal for dinner every night or the same meal every night?
2023-02-07 15:13:18 +0000 UTC View Postim waiting for you to dm me ππ
2023-02-07 09:13:51 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather be with someone funny or attractive?
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2023-02-06 21:25:52 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? 𦫠A beaver dam
2023-02-06 15:11:37 +0000 UTC View PostdΗΗls oΚ ΚΙΙq oΙ sΔ±Ι₯Κ ΙuΔ±pΙΗΙΉ ΗΙΉ,noΚ ΙΔ± π and dm me when you wake
2023-02-06 09:09:33 +0000 UTC View PostI can be good to you if youβre good to me π drop a tip and see
2023-02-06 03:12:16 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather clean someone elseβs kitchen or bedroom?
2023-02-05 21:11:26 +0000 UTC View PostEver wonder what would happen if you shot your shot with me? πΌΒ Hereβs your chance and EVERYONE WINS! $π± ππΌ π΄π²π ππΌππΏ π³πΉπΆπ½ ππΌ π²πΆππ΅π²πΏ πͺππ‘ πΌπΏ πͺππ‘ πππ π₯΅π
2023-02-05 21:11:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer
2023-02-05 15:11:55 +0000 UTC View Postdon't forget to catch up in our dms babe ππ₯° DM me
2023-02-05 09:12:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the left eye say to the right eye? ππ Between you and me, something smells π
2023-02-05 03:16:11 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather morning or evening sex?
2023-02-04 21:18:38 +0000 UTC View Postall my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be one of my faves? π₯Ί
2023-02-04 15:12:44 +0000 UTC View Postβ€οΈ Drop a Like on this post if it made you smile
2023-02-04 09:12:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does Popeye use as a lubricant? π§΄ Olive Oyl
2023-02-04 03:13:48 +0000 UTC View Postyou know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip π
2023-02-03 21:34:21 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather celebrate your birthday every week or never celebrate your birthday again (but still age at the same rate)?
2023-02-03 15:12:46 +0000 UTC View Post