What does Pinocchio's lover say to him? π "Lie to me! Lie to..
What does Pinocchio's lover say to him? π "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
2023-06-08 21:37:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does Pinocchio's lover say to him? π "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
2023-06-08 21:37:04 +0000 UTC View PostLet me help you CUM π Check out your DMs
2023-06-08 14:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostAre you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
2023-06-08 08:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostI get sad when you don't like my posts π
2023-06-08 00:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
2023-06-07 18:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could fuck me from behind, leave a tip πππ¦
2023-06-07 14:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostDear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.βPluto π
2023-06-07 09:18:06 +0000 UTC View PostI love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip π²β₯
2023-06-07 04:40:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? π One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch
2023-06-06 19:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf I could rearrange the alphabet, Iβd put βUβ and βIβ together.
2023-06-06 09:16:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's waiting for you in your DMs? π
2023-06-06 00:25:09 +0000 UTC View PostThere is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
2023-06-05 19:34:02 +0000 UTC View Postβ¨ Is that a twinkle in your eye? If I give you that sparkle, tip to return the favor β¨
2023-06-05 12:42:02 +0000 UTC View PostA guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."
2023-06-05 07:34:04 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like a tight pussy, drop a tip π
2023-06-05 03:24:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? π§ A wet nose
2023-06-04 19:33:14 +0000 UTC View PostI've got more to show in your DMs π
2023-06-04 14:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
2023-06-04 07:38:02 +0000 UTC View Postwhen you check your DMs it makes me even happy π
2023-06-04 02:17:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you French? Because Eiffel for you.
2023-06-03 22:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could play with my kitty, drop a tippy π±
2023-06-03 14:14:02 +0000 UTC View Post