Don't worry, there's room enough for two β€οΈβ€οΈ
Don't worry, there's room enough for two β€οΈβ€οΈ
2023-10-03 17:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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...and she got onto her Harley and rode off into the sunset,..
...and she got onto her Harley and rode off into the sunset, to terrorize another town deeply invested in bitcoin farming π
2023-10-02 17:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostI spy, with my little eye, Halloween fast approaching π! The..
I spy, with my little eye, Halloween fast approaching π! There's even a full moon! π
2023-10-01 17:07:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This is what friends are for β€οΈ
This is what friends are for β€οΈ
2023-09-29 17:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis was supposed to be a poll post but I can't make myself ..
This was supposed to be a poll post but I can't make myself come up with something witty that doesn't involve sock puppets and my pussy so here we are π«€
2023-09-28 17:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostI woke up this morning with both bedhead and bedbutt π€·ββοΈ
I woke up this morning with both bedhead and bedbutt π€·ββοΈ
2023-09-27 17:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostI put myself in time out because it seemed like the thing to..
I put myself in time out because it seemed like the thing to do, but now I'm bored so it's naked day! π₯³
2023-09-26 17:25:03 +0000 UTC View Post*Motivational Monday!* You can do it! You can climb the thi..
*Motivational Monday!*
You can do it! You can climb the thing! In an evening gown! That is soaking wet! ***YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE*** π€©
You better listen to me or Elsa! π€ ("or else"--get it? I'm ..
You better listen to me or Elsa! π€
("or else"--get it? I'm soooooo funny π)
The tugging is my favorite part π
The tugging is my favorite part π
2023-09-23 17:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We are to set sail on our polar expedition in the morning β΄οΈ..
We are to set sail on our polar expedition in the morning β΄οΈβ! Do not forget to pack...
2023-09-21 17:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Reminder that the most perfect set of lingerie exists and I ..
Reminder that the most perfect set of lingerie exists and I own it π
2023-09-19 17:11:03 +0000 UTC View Post*Motivational Monday!* Flexibility is IMPORTANT! Do π Your ..
*Motivational Monday!*
Flexibility is IMPORTANT! Do π Your π Stretches π Today π
(insert joke here about hanging around the house on the week..
(insert joke here about hanging around the house on the weekends π₯²)
2023-09-16 17:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostEma is a delight! (...and so is her asshole π)
Ema is a delight! (...and so is her asshole π)
2023-09-15 17:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are you going to put in my mouth? π«£
What are you going to put in my mouth? π«£
2023-09-14 17:18:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis was difficult to get on and it will be difficult to get..
This was difficult to get on and it will be difficult to get off... but it was worth it π₯΅
2023-09-13 17:33:01 +0000 UTC View Post
*Motivational Monday!* Don't be afraid to spread your... wi..
*Motivational Monday!*
Don't be afraid to spread your... wings(?!) π€
okay, this didn't work out the way I intended π«
Pictured: me slaying a karaoke yesterday π€π
Pictured: me slaying a karaoke yesterday π€π
2023-09-10 17:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Should I go deeper or nah? π€
Should I go deeper or nah? π€
2023-09-08 17:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostI can't believe freaking Steely Dan (the pet rooster with au..
I can't believe freaking Steely Dan (the pet rooster with authority issues) hid my prized possession in this drum π±!! I'm shocked that he would take my...
2023-09-07 17:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostMirrors are kinda the greatest πͺ
Mirrors are kinda the greatest πͺ
2023-09-06 17:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostInto each life a little rain must fall... but sometimes it's..
Into each life a little rain must fall... but sometimes it's a gusher π¦
2023-09-05 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post*Motivational Monday!* Just keep swimming. Sure, you might ..
*Motivational Monday!*
Just keep swimming. Sure, you might hit your head when you reach the other side of the pool, but... *you reached it!* π₯³
