After a rather angry message I received last night, it has b..
Added 2019-11-12 08:17:11 +0000 UTCAfter a rather angry message I received last night, it has been brought to my attention that I have gained a bit of weight over the last couple of weeks. I suffer from a medical condition called “lack of self control due to the sale of kinder buenos and full fat coke” which means my weight fluctuates when certain things in Morrisons are on offer 😔 but as we all know, I am a people pleaser and I hate to think my waistline could offend someone so much. So in a bid to try and rectify my sins, I have decided to take a trip to Morrison, but to only buy my 5 a day fruit/veg, rather than a multipack of “share-size” chocolate! I will then proceed to shove these vegetables up my arse along with the negative opinions of others. So stay tuned in to see more 👍
