**UPDATE 5/1: thank you for everyone who helped me! had to s..
Added 2020-04-30 20:14:23 +0000 UTC**UPDATE 5/1: thank you for everyone who helped me! had to send it in already** if you are ACTUALLY, SINCERELY GOOD at writing and/or editing and can prove it, pls hmu. i haven't written anything in years & this article needs another set of fingers to fondle it to completion.
