

This is your Captain Ms Sandralyn speaking. Welcome to Mile High Airlines and flight 6969. We will be flying high tonight at 69000 ft. You should expect a smooth silky flight tonight, so strap in and prepare for the ride of your life. We always recommend that you fly united so I will be cumming back into the cabin to top up your freshments. I am looking forward to being your entertainment tonight. No need for an onboard movie as I will keep you plenty busy. There will be no auto pilot tonight as I love working the stick shift manually to take control of your rudder. I am Looking forward to initiating you all into the Mile High Club one at a time!!!! Prepare for take off!!!!